Really lame 1 line joke
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jovial_jon
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Two cannibals are eating a clown and one turns and says to other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
cacawate
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"I like an escalator cuz an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign...just an 'escalator temporarily stairs', sorry for the inconvenience. We apologize for the fact that...you can still get up there." -Mitch Hedburg
Heres a few blonde jokes:
A blonde, brenette and a redhead were stranded on an island 8 miles from shore. In a few hours, the brenette decided to try to swim back to shore. She swims 2 miles and drowns. The redhead does the same. She swam 4 miles and drowned. It was the blonde's turn she swam 6 miles got tired and swam back.
In a corn field, there was a blonde using a row boat to move around. Then, one day a different blonde rolled up in an Escalade and said to the blonde in a row boat,"You know it's blondes like you that make us blondes look stupid. If I were able to swim, I'd come over there and kick your ***.
A blonde, brenette and a redhead were stranded on an island 8 miles from shore. In a few hours, the brenette decided to try to swim back to shore. She swims 2 miles and drowns. The redhead does the same. She swam 4 miles and drowned. It was the blonde's turn she swam 6 miles got tired and swam back.
In a corn field, there was a blonde using a row boat to move around. Then, one day a different blonde rolled up in an Escalade and said to the blonde in a row boat,"You know it's blondes like you that make us blondes look stupid. If I were able to swim, I'd come over there and kick your ***.
Golgo_13
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- 27 Nov 2003
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Budderfly said:
LMAO!
There's an organization called "Mothers Against Dyslexia" -- DAM
How can you tell if a blonde is making chocolate chip cookies?
You see M&M shells on the floor
Why did the Siamese twins move to London?
The other one wanted to drive for a while.
Golgo_13
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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day. They both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in. The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
should go to heaven, whereupon she took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity."
The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen took a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shook it up, and gargled. Then, she spit into the toilette and pulled the lever.
The angel said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about?" "I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She simply gargled and she got in. Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," said the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are."
should go to heaven, whereupon she took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity."
The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen took a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shook it up, and gargled. Then, she spit into the toilette and pulled the lever.
The angel said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about?" "I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She simply gargled and she got in. Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," said the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are."
