Really lame 1 line joke

[Mr. Manji]

ok here it is the lame one line joke:
"so one day, this baby seel walks into a club."

get it?
lol thats soo bad, but i felt that i had to share it

 

[KickAss_Danieru]

uhm.. yah... k.. -_-;;

 

[TwistedMac]

i like it.. i've been sharing it too the last 2 days.. XD

 

[Duo]

Hmm, i dont get it

 

[Keiichi]

I don't get it either...

 

[jovial_jon]

Ah, I get it - it's the very notion of a baby seal going to a nightclub which is the comedy element... ☝

 

[TwistedMac]

you people... sheesh..

you know how very many jokes start either " a man walked into a bar.." or "a man walked into a pub..." or "a man walked into a club..."

now put that together with the quite famous clubbing of baby seals... as in using a club to kill them (frowned upon by animal rights groups, very messy/bloody way of going about it..)

get it?.. get it?

 

[DragonChan]

seals can't walk...

 

[Keiichi]

I didn't know about seal clubbings. I also didn't get whether the spelling 'seel' had anything to do with it.

 

[King of Tokyo]

That's like

"A guy walks into a bar, Ouch!"

Get it ?.. Heh.. so lame..

 

[Duo]

I didn't know about seal clubbings. I also didn't get whether the spelling 'seel' had anything to do with it.

Same here. Poor seals, do they go clubbin a lot ? :?

 

[Hamada]

hehe, i didn`t get it in the first time

thx for the explanation

 

[Arch]

That is really camp....

 

[chiquiliquis]

This duck walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down..."

So two jumper cables walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here."

 

[necrozombie]

.."Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks"

...the 'clubbing seal' one is horrible but funny.. X) *is laughing but feels guilty from laughing...*

 

[jovial_jon]

A polar bear walks into a bar and the barman asks: "What can I get ya?". The bear says: "Ummm....errrrr....oh, ummmm...a guiness please". So the barman says: "Why the long paws?"...... ☝

 

[Golgo_13]

What cocktail would you get if you mixed vodka with Milk of Magnesia?

Phillips Screwdriver

 

[Golgo_13]

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A frustrated astronaut says to his wife, "Honey, I need my own space."

 

[jeisan]

Q. what has seven arms and sucks?

A. Def Leopard

 

[chiquiliquis]

"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

 

[Golgo_13]

WHich Japanese college produces the best boxers?

Keio (KO) University.

 

[Golgo_13]

What would happen if you hired a bulimic stripper for a surprise birthday party?

You get to see the cake come out of the girl.

 

[Golgo_13]

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There was a corpse found in the Yankee Stadium today. The NYPD detectives are suspecting . . . foul play!

 

[akaisha]

.."Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks"

You know I hear that one so often and to be honest I still don't get it.. :?

 

[Golgo_13]

Man, we were poor when I was a kid. We were so poor, if I wasn't a boy I would've had nothing to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield