my views on friendship

[necrozombie]

got this in an e-mail a few nights ago.. XD

made me laugh..


> Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound
> good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series
> of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
>
> 1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge
> against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
> 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
> you.
>
> 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
>
> 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I
> get.
>
> 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
> much worse it could be and to quit whining.
>
> 6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
>
> 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
> again. I don't want whatever you have.
>
> 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
>
> This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask.
> Because you are my friend.

 

[jeisan]

yeah hahaha

 

[TwistedMac]

it's funny because it's true

 

[King of Tokyo]

Heh.. Not bad.

 

[Reiku]

Heh, sounds about right...

...especially the first one.

 

[necrozombie]

Heh, sounds about right...

...especially the first one.

that always makes me snicker.