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My practice sentences...

So you're saying I should learn to run before I can walk is that it?

We've been trying to get you to come to the STARTING LINE and learn to WALK for the last two months, with no success whatsoever. Remember the guy who was insistent that he does best when he jumps in the deep end and who kept telling us over and over how he was going to learn Japanese by translating novels?

How in the hell you take us trying to get you to slow down and come learn things in a sensible order from decent materials aimed at beginners as us wanting you to run before you can walk is just mind-blowing. You've been aimlessly running like a madman this whole time.

I'm not saying I won't learn those but before that I want to learn to identify what I need to put where first.

Again with the "I know best how to go about learning Japanese" despite a solid track record of not yet having learned ANY goddamned thing correctly yet.

And we're here singing another chorus of "Here We Go 'Round the Mulberry Bush" with you again.... I have put you into my ignore list a half dozen times or more, only to take you out again because I just can't seem to take my eyes off the colossal train wreck of impenetrable ignorance. For my own mental health I do wish the staff would just ban you so we could be done with the farce, for it is a horrible, horrible farce.

Maybe I should just take an extended break from the forum. You're driving me nuts.
 
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So you're saying I should learn to run before I can walk is that it?.
Conjugation is very basic, and very essential. Japanese conjugation is also very easy compared to most other languages, due to a very small number of irregular verbs.

A sentence can be a single conjugated verb, so it's immediately applicable without knowing anything else about the language.

Understanding correct word order and correct particle use for every possible sentence is going to be a lifelong learning process. Learning that first is essentially the same thing as saying "I'm going to learn everything else about grammar first, and then learn conjugation." Nobody can possibly master that first before learning any conjugation.
 
Maybe I should just take an extended break from the forum. You're driving me nuts.
会ったこともない他人の愚かさにそんなに腹を立つなんて、やっぱりこの時代はすごいですね。
 
I have had an idea to simultaniously practice my identification stuff AND conjugation stuff but before I can create it I will need some pre-requizet stuff translated for me and since I get different results from the various machine translators I gave up avoiding the forums for this one post. I will need the following translated (and yes I know there is no future tense in japanese but I put it there in hopes there is some equivalent like "In future I learn japanese"), I tried the guide but it's not as clear as I'd like.

I am eating
I am not eating
I will eat
I won't eat
I can eat
I can't eat
I did eat
I didn't eat
I do eat
I don't eat
I do need to eat
I don't need to eat

I am going to school
I am not going to school
I will go to school
I won't go to school
I can go to school
I can't go to school
I went to school
I did go to school
I didn't go to school
I do need school
I don't need school

If there is some conjugations you can think of that aren't used here please mention them with a brief description, it may give me an idea for another list and even if it doesn't it will be useful for what I have planned later.
 
私は食べている
私は食べていない
私は食べる
私は食べません
私は食べることができる
私は食べることができない
私は食べた
私は食べなかった
私は食べる
私は食べない
私は食べる必要がある
私は食べる必要はない

学校に行く
私は学校に行かない
学校へ行きます
私は学校に通らない
私は学校に行くことができます
私は学校に行くことができない
私は学校に行ってきました
私は学校に行った
私は学校に通らなかった
私は学校が必要です
私は学校が必要ない
 
Thank you, I will explain my plan I monday when I've finished setting it up the skeleton
 
Lost the drive to finish the prep work today but in case someone experienced with grammar identification wants to check over my current prep work here's the link:
Tae Kim Deck's Words.html - Google Drive
You'll have to download it first to view as intended, also I have enabled editing so that mistakes can be directly corrected if you feel like it, the prep work entails the first table, ignore everything beyond that.
The purpose of the first table is simply to help me see the various conjugations in action and in turn make the content of the link guide pages clearer, the idea itself was to create an array with about a hundred different sentences (not similar like the translated lot) all with their subjects etc preidentified, a script activated by a button would then select a random sentence to display the english of and another button would then check the input of a textbox against the hidden translation to see if everything was identified correctly and if conjugations were used correctly. This way I can practice without annoying you lot.
 
Gotta go to work but on the off chance someone feels like translating these few extra examples for me please do, the long one is to show me how the various grammars are thrown together on long statements and is the only long one I will ask for a translation of this month (and hopefully at all), the other lot are examples I recently thought of and am hoping there's new conjugation to be had from them, if none then just ignore all but the 1st 2 since I need to see if and how 食べる is used for such instances.

I eat to live but I don't eat just for the sake of eating therefore food is not the purpose of my life and never will be.
I became edible
I became inedable
I exist to eat
I do not exist to eat
I exist only to eat.
I exist not only to eat.
 
On the off chance someone does decide to translate those examples for me to see exactly what the guide is on about here's a couple more variations of "eat" I thought of that I will need to see examples of.

I am a meat eater
I am not a meat eater

The general idea is that my example list will show every variation of "eat" usage which in turn allows me to see every conjugation in use to learn how to translate my thoughts to japanese and in turn trial a few sentences to start my grammar testing script with.

As far as the file I've linked goes if you got suggestions for improving it so it useful for not just me but other people learning japanese (and thus providing you a decent midway point to direct slow learners like myself to) then please make them, after I've finished the script and you all are happy it is fairly useful I'll start a new thread for it so it can be stickied.
 
Okay mike why? I'm trying to learn and trying to take the annoying you out of it, how is this still annoying you?
 
You complain when I don't learn conjugation first and when I try to incorporate it into my learning with a way that cannot annoy you you still complain, what gives? Are you just going to be that much of a jerk, you said you blocked me from your messages, leave it that way then and let the other less experienced people help out where ever they feel confident (e.g. getting the list of conjugation examples setup to make clear what the guide sucks at showing examples of)
 
Haven't finished the script or that part of the UI but the foundation is now in place to start filling the database using the first 100 sentences of alice in wonderland (using the link provided in a previous thread by mike I think). Since I will eventually fill the database with the entirety of that story I can extend the script later to work backwards (jp into en) also, before I do so however I will need those final examples translated for me so that I can start checking all the elements of each languages grammar against each other on each version of each sentence. The long one specifically because I need to see how the grammar works when multiple of the same particle &/or word/subject are used in the same sentence.

Because the file is now getting to big (and difficult for HTMLTidy to correctly handle) I have split the CSS & JS into seperate files and ZIPed it up, here's the link: zxuiji_grammar_help_aiw.zip - Google Drive
The other link now just holds a html document with a link to this folder (5KB currently).
 
Don't pay attention to Mike, @zxuiji. This method works great. In fact, I use'ed it myself for learning English! For example, a while ago I goed on an English learning forum and asked what the past tense of "play" is. Someone telled me that it's "played", so I goed ahead and make'ed a script that teaches you the past tense of a whole bunch of verbs: "eated", "drinked", "runed", "drive'ed" and so on. I amed quite enthusiastic about it, but for some reason the forum moderators don'ted sticky it.

No matter. Yesterday I make'ed a new topic asking how to form the plural of nouns. Apparently the plural of "desk" is "desks", so I builded upon my existing script to teach plurals such as "mans", "womans", "boxs" and "sheeps". I'm sure people will appreciate my efforts someday.
 
Thanks, since you appear to be learning english I'll point out that build has a special exception where it is not builded but built, probably exists because it sounds more right than builded.
 
We are either feeding the world's greatest troll or we have descended into mocking someone who is genuinely mentally challenged beyond our ability to help him. Anne Sullivan herself would have given up by now.

Either way, this thread needs to end. Someone please lock it.

@thomas
 
@The OP, I ask you as a moderator to begin a blog and post the ones regarding your making "script" such like this one there.
Here's the blog section.
Blog Entries | Japan Forum

Personally, I hope you still remember your previous statement I'll just come back after I have bought and received the genki book in this post...
 
I mean, learning all the ways to use a verb is a better plan than anything else that zxuiji has suggested this far.

However, learning *every* way that 食べる can be used only covers ichidan verbs, and completely ignore godan verbs, and suru verbs. Oh, and a couple irregular verbs.

Asking us to write out sentences for all the basic uses of every kind of verb and explanations of how and why is... asking us to write a textbook.

Which brings us back to just get a textbook.

Every iteration of 'improvement' in the learning plan is just bringing it closer to a textbook course, and nobody wants to write a textbook into a forum post. There are already at least two people that have basically web text books (tae kim and imabi), and a slew of printed textbooks.

There are also already multiple good flashcard programs that use SRS programs, there's no need to write your own scripts to review a fixed set of sentences. I know zxuiji is already using memrise, but apparently it's too much trouble to learn how to create a custom lesson in memrise... but not too much trouble to write a custom program? ... I don't even know.

I mean, there is value in drilling every conjugated form of an ichidan verb, but I don't know why you wouldn't use already existing platforms to create your drills. Even doing so with just a single ichidan verb isn't terrible, because if you can recall the one than you can conjugate any other ichidan verb.

That's not to say the plan as proposed makes sense... it doesn't make sense to drill every grammatical construct a single ichidan verb can appear in before learning the other forms of verbs or the other principles of grammar used in those constructs.

Well, at least the current path involves actually learning some Japanese instead of spinning wheels, even if it's an awfully lopsided and awkward path.
 
Did you look at that ridiculous and useless thing he created?
 
We are either feeding the world's greatest troll or we have descended into mocking someone who is genuinely mentally challenged...
I'm no troll but I do have aspurgers.
@The OP, I ask you as a moderator to begin a blog and post the ones regarding your making "script" such like this one there.
Here's the blog section.
Author Blogs | Japan Forum
I'll try the next time I update the upload
Personally, I hope you still remember your previous statement I'll just come back after I have bought and received the genki book in this post...
Plans do change but as I will probably spend quite some time on filling the database and breaking down the examples (I still need that long one btw) it will probably be the case that I will have bought and recieved the book by the time I next update the upload.
Did you look at that ridiculous and useless thing he created?
It's not useless for people like me who find too much detail without decent examples to be useless.
I didn't realise I was missing some, I thought I was getting them all by using the "go" verb set as well. Thanks anyway

Asking us to write out sentences for all the basic uses of every kind of verb and explanations of how and why is...
Not looking for you to say the how and why, I just need the table to have the english and japanese side by side so I can then build my own sentences using those examples, the exaplanations I search for myself and link the document to
Which brings us back to just get a textbook.
Got the bookmark on my toolbar, just waiting for payday.
Every iteration of 'improvement' in the learning plan is just bringing it closer to a textbook course
Will never go that far, closer to a dumbed down reference with links to the detailed ones
There are already at least two people that have basically web text books (tae kim and imabi), and a slew of printed textbooks.
imabi is a new name to me, I'll look him/her up, thanks.
memrise is good for memorisation because it keeps switching between text input, flashcards and audio testing but when it comes to learning to build a sentence correctly there is simply to much switching around hence the need for a specialised script, if I eventually fill the database with everything from alice in wonderland then at that point it would be very difficult to simply remember the sentences and instead force one to build the sentence using the transferable elements they've identified, that is my goal with this script.
This script isn't meant for drilling conjugation, that is merely a side action in the process of identifing if user input is wrong or only partly right. Here's roughly an example of what the out put will look like:

Correct version: He was eating right
Your version: He has eaten right

The basic idea of the script is to point out where the differences occured and nothing else, the user would then have to check what they need to work on and whether they are identifying where the elements go correctly, that is also the reason I want an example table with each usage of verb type.

As far as the godan and suru verbs go if you could give me a couple of examples using past tense I should be able to infer the rest with the help of the ichidan verbs and some searching of the tae kim guide and wikipedia
 
Okay I think I just understood the some of the particle/conjugation usage properly, is this right?

Particles
contextはstatement/question (is about) | contextでstatement/question (is at/in/on/with) | 1stとnth (and/or/with) | nounがverb (is about) | nounをverb (occurs to/with) | nounにverb (is at/in/on/with)
Conjugation
verbだ(am/is ~) | ~ない(~ not,~'nt) | verbている(am/is ~, replaces る) | verbていない(am/is not ~, replaces る) | verbだった (had/was ~, replaces る) | verbだった (had/was ~, replaces る)

Just did a copy and paste from my custom reference sheet, not finished adding conjugations but wanted to check I was on right track since all this talk about topics, subjects and objects was confusing me so I wanted to boil it down to simplest explanations possible, special exceptions I'll deal with later after getting the simpler stuff in
 
As I asked in my previous post, post it in your blog, not here, otherwise I will close this thread. Even though we all know what you are doing is useless not only for other learners but even for you, you are free to make it, and you will make it anyway, so please do it in your blog. There already exists conjugation tables for all the types of verbs, not just random ones such like only 食べる and 行く, and there also exists on-line machine conjugators that automatically give you almost all types of inflections learners should learn, including polite forms or even example sentences. They are often not perfect, but no doubt far more useful for learners than yours. Make your script using them, so you don't need to ask us for help anymore.

Japanese verb conjugation - Wikipedia
Conjugation of Japanese verb TABERU - to eat 食べる
 
Sorry was just explaining why there was formating for it when I usually don't use formatting, it's just that until I got the referenced understanding I was having trouble trying to identify what elements of an english sentence would translate into what elements of a japanese sentence (as you saw by my previously failed attempts) so I wanted to be sure this understanding was correct before I start relying on it in the future. I will put it in my first blog post later - most likely tomorrow if my understanding here is correct.
 
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