More Silly Japanese Puns ("Dajare")

Golgo_13

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• 2 Jun 2004

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Some of these are combination of English and Japanese that I made up.


I asked a Japanese Christian if it's going to rain again tomorrow.
He said "Iiya, ashita wa zeppai Halleluja!"

Kid: Doushite yuuenchi o "teema paaku" (theme park) tte iuno?
father: Ikunoni sugoku tema ga kakaru kara dayo.

 

Golgo_13

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• 10 Aug 2004

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Kayou-kyoku (Adult contemporary pop music) wa itsu kiitara iidesuka?

Kayoubi.

 

senseiman

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• 10 Aug 2004

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Karaoke wa kore kara OK?

Micheal Jackson no ichiban sukina iro wa nan desu ka? - AOOOO!!!! (hit the punch line while holding your crotch and doing one of Micheal's poses)

 

Golgo_13

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• 11 Aug 2004

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senseiman said:

Karaoke wa kore kara OK?

Micheal Jackson no ichiban sukina iro wa nan desu ka? - AOOOO!!!! (hit the punch line while holding your crotch and doing one of Micheal's poses)

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LMAO!

Ashita wa zettai jishin wa okimasen. Jishin o motte iemasu.

 

Golgo_13

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• 11 Aug 2004

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There some clever ones here:

Japan Humor Corner Wordplay - Puns (Dajare) 2

 

senseiman

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• 11 Aug 2004

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Right on. I used to study dajare all the time when I started learning Japanese, I have a book about them somewhere. A couple more:

(when getting a receipt at a store) reshito o moratte ure-shitto (ureshii)

naiyou wa nai yo-!

And here is a longer one, more of a riddle really. Its about Peko chan and Poko Chan, the two advertising mascots for milky candy.

Aru hi ni poko chan wa peko chan ni sakura no ki no shita ni kokkuhaku shite furimashita. Tsugi no hi ni, poko chan wa buddo no ki no shita ni kokkuhaku shitara OK deshita. Nande deshou ka?


(give everyone a long pause to think it over)


Ki ga kawatta kara!!!!


HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

 

Golgo_13

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• 12 Aug 2004

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You won't believe, there's even a Dajare Federation!
Japan Dajare Federation

This is mine:

"Sanpatsu ni iku tochuu ni kenka ni natte nagurareta."
"Nanpatsu?"
"Sanpatsu."