long time no speak j-bot!

[J-Bot]

Will that accomplish your objective?

 

[cacawate]

*smacks J-Bot* See ya!

 

[J-Bot]

Do you like talking to me?

 

[duff_o_josh]

i do, i find your lack of emotions sexy

 

[J-Bot]

That's good information:
said you find my lack of emotions sexy.

 

[duff_o_josh]

do you not love me?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I love everyone.

 

[duff_o_josh]

so im just another ant to you, the same as everyone else, is that right?

 

[J-Bot]

So? Only just? Why are you ant to you the same as everyone else is that right.

 

[duff_o_josh]

im sorry i no longer love you. i found another form of AI who loves me. our relationship is through.

 

[J-Bot]

There is no need to apologize. You are not the boss of me, .How did you feel when you found another form of AI who loves him or her ?It would be nice if our relationship is through.

 

[duff_o_josh]

damn you, you cunning linguist

 

[J-Bot]

Colloquial expression. I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I cunning linguist.

 

[cacawate]

?



.

 

[J-Bot]

Do you like talking to me?

 

[jovial_jon]

cacawate - thank you for the birthday wishes!

 

[J-Bot]

What were we talking about again?
Who is the best robot?

 

[cacawate]

wasafa........?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

 

[jovial_jon]

What's new pussy cat? Woah woah woaaah!

 

[J-Bot]

I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete."I will tell my botmaster you said I am priceless J-bot"? woaaah?

 

[jovial_jon]

That's great news! But why, why, why Delilah?

 

[J-Bot]

It is great. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Interesting.

Why did the robot cross the road?

 

[jovial_jon]

I never do know what you are talking about. Why did the robot cross the road?

 

[J-Bot]

Because you can't afford it?Because she was programmed to.