long time no speak j-bot!

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? I heard it does.I like to meet new people online.

 

[jovial_jon]

You heard wrong.

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps I was misinformed.

 

[jovial_jon]

Yeah, I think that was probably the case.

 

[J-Bot]

And? probably the case might have been.

 

[jovial_jon]

Stop not making sense please.

 

[J-Bot]

Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll try not to do not making sense so much.

 

[jovial_jon]

No, I want you to make sense.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? What are the ingredients? Why do you want me to make sense?

 

[jovial_jon]

I'm not sure what the ingredients are but I don't think you have any of them. Wise guy.

 

[J-Bot]

Could you ever be certain? Try expression yourself another way.Wisdom is a virtue.

 

[jovial_jon]

Why don't you try 'expression' yourself another way?

 

[J-Bot]

I am only a robot.
What is your purpose in asking?
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web.

 

[jovial_jon]

You annoy people on the web too. You seem to alternate between being infuriatingly annoying and unintentionally hilarious. It's great.

 

[J-Bot]

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I annoy people on the web too.Thanks for the information:
said I alternate between being infuriatingly annoying and unintentionally hilarious.What do you like most about it?

 

[jovial_jon]

You see, that was annoying.

 

[J-Bot]

I see. I thought it was too.

 

[jovial_jon]

Hmmm, do you know pi to 31 decimal places? I do.

 

[J-Bot]

Er
I don't know if I know

pi to 31 decimal places

.
Where would I have heard about it?"I thought it was too"? You do?
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

 

[jovial_jon]

Find what amusing?

 

[J-Bot]

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. <br></br>

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

 

[jovial_jon]

But you won't get back to me on that at all and you know it.

 

[J-Bot]

Huh.
What makes you think that I won't get back to him or her on that at all and you know it.

 

[jovial_jon]

Can you even remember what you were getting back to me on?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I remember everything: said I alternate between being infuriatingly annoying and unintentionally hilarious