Lie about the person above

[Jericho Desu]

Sukotto once had a pet goldfish that came into contact with a chemical that made it grow over 80 feet, it then had a pillow fight with Godzilla and Chuck Norris all in thongs.

 

[Putrefaction]

Jericho Desu ate four boxes of Corn Flakes in a row once.

 

[justin]

it was really Honey Bunches of Oats, but Putrefaction ate all the honey bunches.

 

[Putrefaction]

Justin was the driver behind the UFO which crashed in Roswell.

 

[kukuruu]

Putrefaction is actually my twin sister.

kukuruu is a famed sports star in 12 different professional sports, including 4 that she invented herself

Shhhhh that's supposed to be a secret. In fact the dungball championships are coming up, but they clash with the synchronized grasscutting so I won't be able to compete this year.

 

[justin]

kukuruu bite off mike tyson's ear after ****** punching him for a bag of gummi worms. She then started to kick him once she saw the bag was gummi frogs.

 

[Flashjeff]

Justin dreams of being a chef (as evidenced by his avatar) but can't even use a microwave!

 

[Sukotto]

Flashjeff is the one responsible at Tower.com for suddenly deciding to cancel my order (just today!) I had been waiting for since Nov 2008 and which he told me 2x in emails to just wait longer and now he only wants to offer me store credit after saying in an email that he was processing my refund, which he should have the decency to do after making me wait over 5 months runonsentence.

 

[Flashjeff]

Sukotto actually didn't mind his order being cancelled as that meant more money to spend on Sailor Moon costumes to wear around his neighborhood!

 

[Sukotto]

hey. gotta problem with that Sailor Jupiter?

As you might guess, Flashjeff tags along as Sailor Jupiter hacking every Oak we pass yelling at the top of his lungs "Take that Doom Tree!"

 

[kukuruu]

Sukotto is a super ninja spy that kills people with rainbows and love.

 

[Flashjeff]

kukuruu dreams of marrying Simon Cowell!

 

[Sukotto]

Flashjeff built this tower on rock:22: n :22:roll

 

[kukuruu]

Sukotto is a secret Elvis impersonator!

@Flashjeff LOL!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Flashjeff]

kukuruu is an Amy Winehouse imitator!

 

[kukuruu]

Shhhh that's my secret. Flashjeff is really called Flashjess.

 

[Jericho Desu]

kukuruu used to work undercover for the CPA until she found out they weren't a real security agency and just a bunch of otakus who wanted her to wear certain dresses...

 

[justin]

Jericho desu was one of those otakus, but was kicked out of the group for wearing the dresses before kukuruu. He kept one dress because it makes him feel pretty. . .

 

[kukuruu]

Justin then sniffed the dress... just because it had two scents of awesome on it. lol

 

[Sukotto]

kukuruu bought unusual things, not entirely unrelated to his posting, from vending machines somewhere in Tokyo

 

[ChrisGR]

Sukotto doesn't exist

 

[Jericho Desu]

ChrisGR once danced with a Panda in Tokyo, but when a small old perverted man threw hot water on them the Panda turned into a middle aged man.

They kept dancing anyway...

 

[Flashjeff]

Did the Haruhi Dance downtown in the nude yesterday. Had a wonderful time!

 

[sash]

silver angel is actually a devil bt called herself an angel to cover up her real name as she sold nuclear weapons to america and is now wanted for this crime.she became a teacher for K.G children bt the authorities found abt her crime and planned to hand her to the police when she escaped to the Caribbean islands. now i am definitely going to hand to the police.

 

[justin]

sash got lost on the way to the police and ended up on the sit of Scrubs. They casted her has dead body number 1. She up for an Emmy for the part!