Tsuyoiko would like us to believe that she's in her cerebral cortex, but because of her lack of direction she is really between her cerebellum and amygdala. She also hit my car and drove off without leaving a formal letter explaining what happened (probably in a rush to find her cerebral cortex).
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carrvan
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TIME 4 FUN, plzzzzzzzzzz
The Bachelor and his Cat
A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe.
Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed.
His friend immediately wired him with the message: "Your cat died!"
In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend,
whom he told "Why didn't you break the news to me gradually?
You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message
'Your cat climbed up on the roof today', and the next day you could've written,
'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died."
After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip.
A few days later he returned to his hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend.
It read, "Your mother climbed up on the roof today."
The Bachelor and his Cat
A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe.
Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed.
His friend immediately wired him with the message: "Your cat died!"
In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend,
whom he told "Why didn't you break the news to me gradually?
You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message
'Your cat climbed up on the roof today', and the next day you could've written,
'Your cat fell off the roof' and let me down slowly that he died."
After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip.
A few days later he returned to his hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend.
It read, "Your mother climbed up on the roof today."
hitsugayaOMFG
Temor mi hielo bishes D:
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Justin caused the oil spill in the gulf of mexico DX
- 22 Mar 2011
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Sukotto-san killed my neko.
token
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- 26 Aug 2011
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There was a time when Sukotto would never lie,
all he would do was eat, poop and fly.
To reach heaven is what he wanted to try,
when he failed he would land firmly and cry.
For he wanted naked angels to see them and spy,
exactly like a little pervert that deserves to die.
Just dip him in sauce and let him fry,
or better yet make him into an apple pie...
...
I'm hungry
all he would do was eat, poop and fly.
To reach heaven is what he wanted to try,
when he failed he would land firmly and cry.
For he wanted naked angels to see them and spy,
exactly like a little pervert that deserves to die.
Just dip him in sauce and let him fry,
or better yet make him into an apple pie...
...
I'm hungry
labyrinth
♫ Forever ﾂ?ｴ
- 13 Jul 2008
- 244
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There was a time when Sukotto would never lie,
all he would do was eat, poop and fly.
To reach heaven is what he wanted to try,
when he failed he would land firmly and cry.
For he wanted naked angels to see them and spy,
exactly like a little pervert that deserves to die.
Just dip him in sauce and let him fry,
or better yet make him into an apple pie...
...
I'm hungry
Sukotto don't mess with this guy again
token is william shakespeare :?
Abdur Rahman
先輩
- 6 Apr 2012
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Davey want to be a prime minister
