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[Sukotto]

Tsuyoiko takes sticks of butter for walks during lighting storms using clothes hangers for a leash in hopes of preparing it for her freshly popped popcorn

(we need more posters. I am not stalking Tsuyoiko.
Wait a minute, this is the lying thread. I mean I am stalking Tsuyoiko.
No!@ I'm not. That is..., Um....)

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Sukotto is stalking me and I am stalking him, resulting in our going round and round in a circle of quite small radius, while bumping into all the people that I'm stalking and who are stalking me on the banning thread.

 

[ShadowSpirit]

(we need more posters. I am not stalking Tsuyoiko.
Wait a minute, this is the lying thread. I mean I am stalking Tsuyoiko.
No!@ I'm not. That is..., Um....)

Somebody get the duct tape; Sukotto broke himself.

Once while relaxing patiently on the toilet, Tsuyoiko had a flawless epiphany for resolving world conflict which she was able to quickly write down on toilet paper before forgetting. The secret was lost forever after Tsuyoiko realized that was the last of the toilet paper.

 

[Sukotto]

ShadowSpirit knows this because he works at the waste water treatment plant, i.e. the other end. Unfortunately for us all, the text was only half found.

 

[ShadowSpirit]

Sukotto makes a living out of testing new mascot costumes. He wears them while doing trampoline induced slam dunks on NBA regulation courts. He's been invited to appear on Wrestlemania as a character named The Powerful Platypus! His signature move is the Duckbill Dive. Mattel has already signed for the rights to his toy line.

 

[XpHoBiaX]

ShadowSpirit stole my underwear and is wearing them on webcam. They're on his head.

 

[Sukotto]

XpHoBiaX currently has her suspenders caught in the shinkansen door.
have a nice trip

 

[XpHoBiaX]

lol

Sukutto is the reason why my suspenders got cuaght in the shinkansen door...and since we're assuming I tripped....he stole my wallett too.

 

[Jericho Desu]

XpHoBiaX once tried to rule the world with a penguin side kick named Florence Van Cough Nuggets who wore human clothes with her underwear on the outside. Oh and she also had whiskers...

 

[XpHoBiaX]

I had a dream about that once...

Jericho stapled all my socks to the ceiling, and is also responsible for the missing alcohol. XD

 

[bakaKanadajin]

XphobiaX collects spent air fresheners

 

[ShadowSpirit]

bakaKanadajin works at a hotel as a bell hop but isn't on the payroll. He just likes to pretend he is part of the staff so that he can flirt with the attractive female members of the staff without consequence of violating sexual harrassment laws. Ironically, he is the staff's favorite employee and he has been promoted twice. He is now trying to figure out how to apply for an actual paid position there.

 

[Sukotto]

ShadowSpirit is at the bottom of the sea looking for his keys that fell out his pocket when he leaned over to get some ice for his martini while riding the Titanic

 

[XpHoBiaX]

Sukotto is at the bottom of the sea as well, looking for the Titanic in a little blue submarine made out of legos.

 

[ShadowSpirit]

XpHoBiaX trained a cast of Furbys to reenact a stage performance of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. She became increasingly annoyed when one of the Furbys kept mucking up the lyrics to The Time Warp. She set the collection of furry degenerates on fire and roasted pop tarts over the open flame.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

ShadowSpirit lives in my fridge. Well, I need someone in there to turn on the light when I open the door.

 

[Ashikaga]

The past residents of Tsuyoiko's fridge met tragic and gruesome ends when they were goofing off and took half a second too long turning on the lights when the door opened.

 

[Sukotto]

ASHIKAGA actually applied for the position. Using the assassin techniques he learned at a secret school in Georgia to rid himself of any and all competition for the job, he got the job, which included the room and board. But surprisingly, had to pack his own lunch.

 

[Flashjeff]

Sukotto wonders why no one voted for him to be his city's new dogcatcher. Could that have something to do with his wandering the streets dressed in a cat costume? Perhaps!

 

[Chidoriashi]

FlashJeff was seen chasing after Sukotto, holding a knife and fork, drooling and babbling something about how many different ways they would serve him up back home on planet Melmac.

 

[Flashjeff]

Chidoriashi has been known to wander through the streets of his hometown naked at midnight screaming, "TETSUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Sukotto]

Well..., it almost goes without saying the Flashjeff always yelled back "Kanedaaaaaaaaaa!"

 

[Flashjeff]

Sukotto strolls through his hometown at high noon dressed like Tuxedo Mask every day to give the folks a cheap thrill!

 

[kukuruu]

Flashjeff's real name is Dolly and he has large breasts.

 

[Sukotto]

kukuruu is a famed sports star in 12 different professional sports, including 4 that she invented herself