Lie about the person above

[Flashjeff]

I
Flashjeff
should uses his guitar hero ax for live gigs and STILL gets lots of groupies.

I resent that greatly! I prefer Rock Band!

 

[Sukotto]

Flashjeff should be banned
for not banning anyone...
and reprinting my typos

 

[ShadowSpirit]

sukotto operates a chain of underground shops in Ireland that forces leprechauns to write advertisement slogans for Guinness beer. Sukotto is also the mastermind behind why Flava Flav got his own reality show.

 

[Sukotto]

ShadowSpirirt quite obviously switched the thread I was posting on

 

[Flashjeff]

Apparently, Sukotto is insanely jealous of me. But then, I am pretty awesome, so that's understandable. Heh!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Flashjeff likes to watch TV on a 14" portable telly he's had since 1982

 

[ShadowSpirit]

Tsuyoiko turned down an offer to participate in UK's Next Top Model competition because of its scheduling conflicts with her management of a crime fighting syndicate.

 

[Flashjeff]

ShadowSpirit thought about trying out for American Idol but was afraid of Paula, not Simon!

 

[ShadowSpirit]

Flashjeff opened a zoo that featured balloon animals. Yet had to close it down after accidentally filling them with helium.

I should list ones that aren't so surreal.

 

[Flashjeff]

And who sold me the helium that I used for my balloon animals? Yep, ShadowSpirit! Hmph!

 

[davetfridge]

Flashjeff actually wanted to use hydrogen so he could claim the fire insurance money due to an 'accident'

 

[ShadowSpirit]

davetfridge is an attorney for PETBA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Balloon Animals) and is participating in the case of PETBA vs. Flashjeff. Surveillance video footage was to be presented of Flashjeff abusing the balloon animals by rubbing them against his scalp and sticking them to the walls. Though this evidence was stolen by Tsuyoiko after she tricked davetfridge into binge drinking egg nog until he passed out. Currently Sukotto holds the highest bid for this evidence which Tsuyoiko has posted on Ebay. Tsuyoiko plans to use the auction money to support her addiction to pocky.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

ShadowSpirit has a very limited and prosaic imagination

 

[Sukotto]

Tsuyoiko walked to the the moon and back. What she didn't realize was that it didn't come packaged in multiple flavors with creme filling at the convenience store.

 

[Seon-a Kim]

I know what you did last summer

 

[ShadowSpirit]

I know what you did last summer

Ayu-youkou doesn't even know what he himself did last summer. Tsuyoiko does though and she's also selling that info on Ebay along with an assortment of friendship bracelets for the novelty of it.

 

[Zentron]

ShadowSpirit was once caught on film, wearing a long red dress, in a Soho bar, but had been told to come in drag as there was the chance of winning £100, which at the time, translated to around $2,094,772,530.81 USD. Though he heard the wrong bar name and therefore won nothing, but immortality on film...... in a long, red dress!!

 

[Putrefaction]

Zentron has three men in his avatar.

WELL WE DON'T KNOW IT'S A LIE!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Putrefaction is learning Klingon

 

[Jericho Desu]

The rabbit in Tsuyoiko-san's avatar is actually Tsuyoiko herself! She transformed herself using alchemy but now can't turn herself back...

 

[ShadowSpirit]

Jericho Desu was once the only male member of the Spice Girls, aptly named Testosterone Spice. He was ousted from the group when the girls realized that his talent would expose their lack thereof.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

ShadowSpirit lives next door to me and keeps me awake every night with his orgies of sex, drugs and Spice Girls music

 

[Sukotto]

Tsuyoiko lives in France..............

 

[Jericho Desu]

Sukotto once went to Kenya to sell some pistachios, but forgot to bring them. He then married a bank clerk's daughter and had 9 kids who all wanted to become tap dancers in Korea.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Jericho Desu has never told an eye-blinkingly random lie about Sukotto ☝