Uncle Frank went to use the local convenience but found it would cost a dime to open the door which he has just spent his last one, so walks to the park to go behind a tree, though found the local Police were staging a search of the area and would arrest him for such an act. So he went to the tube station, as the bogs there were free of charge, however found they had been closed due to water damage from a sewer pipe back-flowing. Now just 3 minutes from his front door, he decided to risk it, but on reaching his door finds he has forgot his key and nobody will be home for another hour with the spare key. He tries the neighbours house but there is no answer as they have gone on holiday, in a fit of panic, he starts running up the street, desperate to find someplace he can relieve himself, but his feet get caught up under him and he falls to the floor. He opens his eyes and finds in front of him on the floor, a dime, however it is to late........... he's urinated in his pants!!
Damn that dime!!!!!