Lie about the person above

  • Thread starter Thread starter smurf
  • Start date Start date
Zentron is one of the lesser programs from the 80s film Tron. Instead of a lightbike, he rides a light tricycle
 
Noseybonk once was left on top of mount Snowdon by accident, though was later found skinny-dipping in Glaslyn!
 
Zentron is such an intrepid explorer that he has exhausted all earth bound expeditions and is now planning to be the first person to hike to the sun unaided (he will go at night so it should be cooler).
 
Dave plans to be the second person to hike to the Sun, due to his sad habit of following Zentron everywhere like an abandoned puppy.
 
Tsuyokio has no plans to do such things, as she has no sense of direction and would most likely end up on the Moon!
 
And Zentron has absolutely no sense of style, wearing hand me down clothes from the 80's. Tsk! Have you no shame?

:p
 
Flashjeff wears sticky, fragile, odd-looking garments that he cobbles together from leftover pasta.
 
Jitenchakunis the lead member of the 'Mullet Appreciation Society' even though it has been classed as the worst hair-style to have ever hit the world... and we of the UK apologise for its infliction!!
 
Zentron is jelous becaouse he is also the laed member of the 'Mullet Appreciation Society', but in his case it is due to the unnatural appreciation of the fish. This has lead to the confusion of many a mullet-haired fish lover.
 
davetfride was taken by the Mullet Police and subjected to many torturous hours of hair-cutting programs about designing the perfect mullet, though was let out falling unconscious, uncontrollable urination and foaming at the mouth!
 
Zentron believes he is the king of chavs, after mugging his 500th 70 year old granny he earned the "I own cause am da best muggr" award from the chav liberation front.
 
Raurtom was caught stealing a lipstick and a pink dress. He said he needed that for tomorrow's date. >.>
So at the end police let him go to enjoy in his date.
 
Sukotto intercepted my eBay purchase of a Macron 1 cel, burned it, then sent me the remains!
 
Raurtom was caught stealing a lipstick and a pink dress. He said he needed that for tomorrow's date. >.>
So at the end police let him go to enjoy in his date.

LOL How'd you know that!?

Zentron likes to do run around in his garden on Benny Hill music
 
She swims how ??

Rosalie travels to the island of Rab to swim on the beach every chance she gets.

Uncle Frank

😊
 
Uncle Frank went to use the local convenience but found it would cost a dime to open the door which he has just spent his last one, so walks to the park to go behind a tree, though found the local Police were staging a search of the area and would arrest him for such an act. So he went to the tube station, as the bogs there were free of charge, however found they had been closed due to water damage from a sewer pipe back-flowing. Now just 3 minutes from his front door, he decided to risk it, but on reaching his door finds he has forgot his key and nobody will be home for another hour with the spare key. He tries the neighbours house but there is no answer as they have gone on holiday, in a fit of panic, he starts running up the street, desperate to find someplace he can relieve himself, but his feet get caught up under him and he falls to the floor. He opens his eyes and finds in front of him on the floor, a dime, however it is to late........... he's urinated in his pants!!

Damn that dime!!!!!
 
Zentron's copied artwork ?

GOOGLE Zentron and find that he has joined 7238 different forums to post "HIS" artwork, actually copied from a 1960's comic he found in the tube.

Uncle Frank

😊:p
 
Uncle Frank can not lie very well.... hang on, I'm supposed to lie.... Uncle Frank is EXCELLENT at lying about others :LOL:
 
Zentron jogs nude through Piccadily Circus every Saturday afternoon! :D
 
Sukotto intercepted my eBay purchase of a Macron 1 cel, burned it, then sent me the remains!

I know this might sound kinda sad, but I actually know what Macron 1 is.
Don't ask me how..., but I somehow wound up with a Macron 1 VHS tape.


---------
Flashjeff
should uses his guitar hero ax for live gigs and STILL gets lots of groupies.
 
GYAHHH!! Sukotto is also banned for napping my M1 video.... I was beginning to wonder where it had got to :LOL: JTLYK 'Goshogun: Time Etranger' was the movie to Macron 1
 
Back
Top Bottom