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[bakaKanadajin]

scorpion da black's daytime identity is fruitfly da pink, a mild mannered newspaper reporter.

 

[scorpion da black]

how did you ever come up with such name??
fruitfly the pink??

ok ok...
bakakanadajin is actually not even canadian....but he is a baka. ( just a joke )

he actually turns into that "wer cat" on his avatar when the moon is full.

 

[Juno333]

Scorpion is having a secret affair with Marilyn Monroe...just like Kennedy *conspiring conspiring*

 

[Skullcrushergurl]

Juno is Marlyn Monroe *double gasp*

 

[scorpion da black]

so who am i having an affair with then?
juno or marlyn monroe???

any way skull crush girl is president kennedy...and she is or shall i say he is not happy coz i stole his girl

 

[Juno333]

Owww I feel very flattered for being called Marilyn Monroe. Scorpion is....ehhhh *thinks deeply*(you must know that thinking deeply has no result with me most of the time)

.....*ping*.....

Scorpion is Johnny Depp! Suddenly, having an affair seems quite interesting...
(I actually wanted to say "cactus", but that would ruin our little story here, because nor me, nor Marilyn Monroe nor anyone else I know is interested in having an affair with a cactus.)

 

[Mycernius]

The 333 in Junos name is her real age. She just pretends to be a teenager to get free stuff and travel cheaply on buses.

 

[bakaKanadajin]

Mycernius appreciates older women and wishes to court Junos333 under the guidance and supervision of her family, eventually taking her hand in holy matrimony.

 

[Juno333]

For using such strange words BakaKanadajin is no longer Johnny Depp. He has transformed into a cactus ;p and will stay forever and ever and ever etc single now, because nobody wants to date a cactus. *feels rather evil now: "that'll teach you"*

 

[bakaKanadajin]

When was I Johnny Depp??

Juno333's socks walk around on their own at night while she's sleeping. In the distance, someone plays a flute. She is no friend of the Mongolians.

 

[Juno333]

Mongolians? ehh? You're right about my socks though...

owwww right, oops, Scorpion was Johnny Depp.
BakaKanadajin is a fan of Hello Kitty ;p

 

[Seon-a Kim]

Juno is always mean to me and calls me names...she also hurt my puppy dog last time she came by, just because she likes cats better >_<

 

[Sukotto]

Ayu-youkou eats raisin bread but those raisins are actually tiny blackholes that keep soaking up the butter.

 

[Nall-ohki]

Sukotto was actually the inspiration for the phrase "Great Scott!".

 

[scorpion da black]

i am johny depp yuuuuuuppppiiiiii
i am johny depp every one in your face ...yatta
i am a super star wanted by all girls

if i am not johny depp i will be a normal person wanted by all girls i am cool

hahaha

 

[Tetsu]

scorpion da black once ate a full Sushi bar. Afterwards he decided that he no longer liked fish, raw or cooked. The taste just brought back the memories of the Soy sauce flavored chunky vomit. So he moved to America, because we eat cow. Although after having his share of meat he finally decided that fish was much better and moved back to Japan. A few years later, he was on a date and his girlfriend ordered Sushi. He threw up all over her new dress. After that, he decided that it was best if he didn't try to associate himself with anyone who ate any kind of meat...raw or cooked. So he became a Vegetarian. ven to this very day he prefers the taste of Lettuce and Broccoli over the taste of meat. Sometimes he may drink some milk or possibly eat a slice of cheese but that's just about the extent.

 

[scorpion da black]

oh my god, you got most of the story right..except, i still love meat ...and sushi

oh, if johny depp vomits ll over his dates, will they still like him??

and tetsu is a creature who is a cross between humans and comodo dragons...
he can act like a human but fight like comodo dragons.
he cant have any girlfreinds, coz when he kisses his girl she dies out of poisoning.
and now he is so lonely and can have a relation with any one

 

[Sukotto]

scorpion_da_black cut down the tree from the his town's square that is represented on the middle of his flag. (what does that represent anyway?)

 

[scorpion da black]

oh this is the cedar...the tree that live forever....it never dies and some trees age as 15000 years.
it only grows in Lebanon, and we use it to represent our everlasting strength, and pride, and love to this land...cutting it is illeagel

any way ... you are a colombian drug lord that gets his info from this forum so that he can smuggle his drugs

 

[davetfridge]

Scorpion has ammassed such a large collection of Johnny Depp fan letters that they are now a shipping hazard to all ships and some light aircraft.

 

[bakaKanadajin]

davetfridge, a self-proclaimed hippy, hunts his film-noir loving arch-enemies, the beatniks, using a bamboo blow-gun and poisonous darts.

 

[scorpion da black]

bakakanadajin is the one who sent me most of the fan letters of johny depp, and he is responsible for the polution not me

 

[Sukotto]

scorpion_da_black actually wrote in the return address of bakakanadajin on all those fan letters to johnny depp, but used tree free paper such as kenaf or hemp rather than the 15,000 year old tree from his home town town square. he knew it was the environmental thing to do all though he'd get looks from people thinking he was a druggy importing stuff from Colombia other than coffee and paramilitary death squad leaders connected to the military trying to escaping prosecution.

 

[scorpion da black]

oh my God, how where you able to link all that up

sukotto is a japanese ninja spy working for the CIA and KGB and he knew all that by spying on me

 

[Sukotto]

scorpion_da_black has Naruto head and wrist bands when the show comes on and also to the mall. not that there is anything wrong with that. the world needs more non-conformity. (sorry Japan. maybe more conformity in not starting wars and not torturing)


boredom? :sing: Sau-cer! Sau-cer!