Lie about the person above

[Tomii515]

Flashjeff told me he wanted to 2girls1cupnoodle all over my face. Oh, he also told me he likes to unchi in a cappu.

 

[scorpion da black]

you actually like men, and that is what teased you about what flashjeff did

 

[Mycernius]

Scorpion da Black isn't from Lebanon, but really from a small planet 4522 light years away called Hysrop, which is populated by intelligent crustaceans. The ruling party are currently crabs and have exiled Scorpion to Earth for inciting the worship of the Holy Green Banana instead of the Holy Yellow Banana the crabs worship.

 

[scorpion da black]

OMG....how did you know that?? you must be a spy of the crab party

mycernius is a person who actually came from the future...
he claims to be normal to fit in...but we are so premitive when compared to him, just like neadratles are for us

 

[Flashjeff]

20 years old, huh? I find that highly suspicious. I suspect that scorpion da black is actually a crusty 60 retiree living in Florida, spending his days trying (and failing) to play golf and hitting on the ladies at the local retirement home while dressed in a white rhinestone jumpsuit a la Elvis. What a card!

 

[Mycernius]

I absorbed Jeff personality into my own three weeks ago, comes of being a superior being.

*BOW BEFORE ME, PUNY PRIMITIVES*​

The above poster is an imposter from Alaska, living in a central heated igloo. He gets through a lot of igloos everyday and is playing havoc with the electrics.

 

[Flashjeff]

Ahh, good ol' Mycernius, the original 98 pound weakling who's afraid of his own shadow and pretends to be such a big shot (as evidenced by the above post) when he's really an incredible wimp. I mean, I invited him to explore the joys of igloo living with me but no-ooooooooooo! He was afraid of piddling stuff like polar bears who actually make nice pets if you treat 'em right. Jeez! Talk about a scaredy-cat!

 

[bakaKanadajin]

Flashjeff sneaks into other peoples houses and gently combs their hair while they're sleeping. His religion dictates that he do this every third Tuesday of the month.

 

[Juno333]

bakaKanadajin has a split personality: He can't decide whether he's the cat in his avatar or the fish in his signature. This leads to complicated situations whenever he goes out buying fish or has to take a bath.

 

[scorpion da black]

juno should go back to her original home land in the artic, and train to be the queen of the linque clan with sub-zero ...
16 years old yeah right ....add a zero to that frost queen...
if juno doesnt go back to the artic , snow wont fall, and she will ruin christmas

 

[Juno333]

Almost 17, tssss hihi. But I absolutely can't ruin Christmas, so I will put up my little icequeen-crown and retreat, accompanied by my reindeers, on the North Pole. From now on, I'm the icecream gal who saved Christmas!

Scorpion da black says all of this because he is extremely fond of icecream. Actually, he detests hot weather so much that he is planning to freeze the entire world! (*gasps...omg*) Which btw, is causing me to be without work from now on...I think I'll take a week or two off and spend them at the Bahamas...

 

[Skullcrushergurl]

Juno smells like old ice cream! lol

 

[Juno333]

awwww tee tee, what a mean person *gasps* I don't believe there exists such a thing as smelling icecream btw, I have to check up on that...
Skullcrushergirl is very fond of everything that's pink and fluffy. She has even dyed her hamster pink *gasps...again*. Furthermore she has this creepy pink fluffy telephone right beside her bed

 

[Skullcrushergurl]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Juno eats rotten eggs!!

 

[Juno333]

why do you keep bothering me with things that stink, yuk awww....mhuahah got you there with the pink phone, didn't I? SCG(I'm to lazy to write it out, so I will use this as your cool abbreviation) is addicted to watching the Flintstones.

 

[bakaKanadajin]

Juno333 actually has no scent to her because she's a doll, as indicated by her avatar

 

[Skullcrushergurl]

Well you lose cuz I kinna like the Flintstones!!! ha!!!
you have three heads and breaths fire!!
lol I'm so sillly.

 

[Juno333]

awwww you mean people! two against one....boohoo, besides, now I have to write two accusations.

BakaKanadajin loves to watch Desperate Housewives....he has been obsessed with Teri Hatcher for quite a while now and posters of her hang all over his place.

SCG is a Trekkie, she visits all conventions within 500 miles and dresses up as Dr. Spock.....omg I think I have reached a new level of evilness, please stop me...

 

[Skullcrushergurl]

I don't know who spock is......
anyway you eat chitterlings!!!
NOW THAT'S EVIL!!

 

[Juno333]

*Is not very offended because she nor her dictionairy has any clue as to what chitterlings are* however, I do believe that you have surpassed me in evilness, congratulations, the Nobelprice for evilness is coming your way. *wipes away a tear, I'm so proud of you* haha this is ridiculous ;p

ow right, a lie about you....You and the Grinch are conspiring to ruin Christmas this year by stealing Santa's reindeers....how very unoriginal of you...

 

[scorpion da black]

both skullcrush and juno arent really girls they are hermophroites (half girls and half men)

they enjoy being girls infront of us, but God knows what hides under their clothes

 

[Juno333]

awww you just envy God because YOU don't know...haha right SCG? Scorpion is addicted to looking up words in the dictionairy...seriously hermophroites? since when are greek terms allowed on this forum...reminds me of school... wai wai

 

[scorpion da black]

sorry i missed typed it it is hermophrodites

and you are not even in school hermophrodite snow queen who will ruin christmas.

 

[Skullcrushergurl]

Funny. Scorpion is a she male.
Right juno! lol.

 

[scorpion da black]

well yes ai am male as for juno dont know, not really sure

and you are a hermophrodite as well