Lie about the person above

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bakaKandajin is a street sweeper with broom in hand and garbage pail w/wheels in tow
 
sukotto is a warmongering evil dictator of a small island in the atlantic
 
pugtm is in love with the backstreet boys. He has even a pillow, that he kiss 'good night' before sleeping.
 
Sukotto is eager for tickets to see the Spice Girls on their upcoming reunion tour and dreams nightly about sucking the toes of both Posh and Becks!

:D
 
Flashjeff directed a movie back in the 80s about his life long dream to become the dance. it was titled...

something?..."dance"

(that is "____fill in the blank____dance")

:giggle:😭
 
Yo, Sukotto: You're just jealous because I'm much more talented than you! HA!

Meanwhile, what's this I hear about your wanting to be Hillary Clinton's personal sex slave after she wins the White House? Don't you realize that won't leave anything for Bill to do other than chase interns? Sheesh! What a lowdown creep you are!

:D :D :D :D
 
Flashjeff may be more talented than i, i concede.
which is why i will probably be disappointed when my application to above said person for noted position will most likely be rejected for one much more overflowing with qualifications such as the one submitted by Flashjeff
 
bakaKanadajin is addicted to knitting and brings pink and white wool anywhere she goes. Long distance goal: To make a huge sweatshirt for Doraemon's Giant.

Short distance goal: Make it past two inches of perfect chains.
 
Sukotto suffers from a perception affliction which causes him to see every living thing as threetoedsloths or similar tree dwelling creatures
 
davetfridge lied about being a "long haired hippy". The truth is he's been bald as a cueball since the tender age of five and hates anyone who has hair!

:D
 
Flashjeff is wearing a t-shirt with a picture of himself on the front.

Hmm! What a good idea! I'll have to work on that! :D

In the meantime, bakaKanadajin tried to get the kitty in his avatar to enjoy classical music but failed miserably as it prefered Disco instead, much to its owner's eternal chagrin!

:p
 
Flashjeff invented Disco, but never got paid for it as a mysterious stranger bought the idea off him for a ham and pickle sandwich.
 
Mycernius once accused a sandwich of following him to work. He lated retracted his accusations when he realized it was his lunch. But it was quite intense for about an hour or so.
 
You better believe it. Being stalked by a sandwich is scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Extra !s added for how scary it was)

BakaKanadajin controls evil sandwiches. If you don't believe me I have the pictures of his Frankenstein laboratory where he creates them. Beware his most foul of creation, banana and chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Do you think I have put enough !s in, or should there be more, or does it look a bit Jpopish thread like? I lie awake at night worried about these things y'know☝)
 
Mycernius wears clothing made of napkins.
I heard it rains a lot in England. How's that going for you?
 
Sukotto communicates at work via Scrabble game pieces and song. No one dares to questions this.
 
bakaKanadajin, being from Canada wanted to be a member of Rush, but was told he's too ugly and would chase away the groupies. Oh, yeah, bakaK has no musical talent either. Talk about delusional!

:D
 
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