Lie about the person above

[den4]

little did Tsuyoiko know that den4 had a severe engrish problem, so rather than eating Lexie, den4 consumed one of the T-Rexs that happened to pass through by the Troll's Bridge, that was the first doom....so Lexie-Pooh managed to go forth on the way to the 99 other Dooms. Kuro was so disppointed that den4 didn't et the Lexie-Pooh, that Kuro-chan made sure that each of the 99 other Dooms would somehow exterminate Lexie-Dearest from the path....but Lexie-Pooh was formerly consumed by a sea creature, so now was looking for the Hunnytree to get back into his original form before KuroTigger-chan came bouncing down the path once again

 

[yakutatazu]

den4 does NOT wear panties.

 

[Clawn]

yakutatazu does NOT wear clothing of any kind, being the leader of the INC (international nudist colony), it is his/her duty to uphold the nudist dream! :box:

 

[smurf]

Clawn is a serial killer.

 

[den4]

Smurf is the pardoned Turkey...Glad to see you again!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Den4 had mushroom dopiaza for Thanksgiving this year. He thought the veggie option would make a nice change.

Nice to see you back Smurf - I knew you couldn't stay away forever!

 

[den4]

Very close, Tsuyoiko....we had Nabe style ryori for Thanksgiving...No Turkey!

Tsuyoiko is actually that rabbit that is shown in the avatar.....must be hard typing with furry paws though

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

den4 eats live snakes. And I mean a lot of them. Why, I can not say, but it's really getting to be a problem. He sometimes finds himself hiding snakes in various places around the house, and going to work in a somewhat inebriated state from the venom. He lies about it, of course. "Oh I only have one or two at a time" "I only eat socially" But why then, does he constantly smell of snake? Why do all the local pet stores know him on a first name basis, and worse yet, they have such trouble keeping up with the "local demand" for snakes?

den4, I suggest you get help. There are places you can go. You CAN free yourself from your habit. The first step is to admit you have a problem. Then go to the local chapter of PETA. Trust me, you'll never eat another live snake so long as you shall live!!

 

[Flashjeff]

Oh, that's rich, Mikawa, coming from someone who's such a rabid vegetarian, you eat grass like a cow, sneaking into the yards of your neighbors in the middle of the night to indulge in your vile habit. Why, I even heard you were recently arrested for eating the grass in the local city park and threw up green bile into the faces of the cops to distract them in a futile attempt to escape. This is truly sad, I mean, there nothing wrong with enjoying some meat every now and then, but nooooooooo, your passion for grass has gotten you into terrible trouble. You need help! For God's sake, don't let this obsession go unchecked! It'll destroy you in the end!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

You know that picture of Jeff with the cool TV? If you look closely you will see that it was actually taken in his local Sony store, where the staff are on constant lookout for that crazy (though dashingly handsome) guy who keeps taking photos of himself with their TVs. Mind you, since his real TV is a 14" portable Ferguson Moviestar (circa 1983), just like the one I just took to the dump, I think we can forgive him.

 

[Flashjeff]

Ahh! But I know your deep, dark secret, Tsuyoiko----you were one of the Spice Girls, but never made the final line-up when the group catapulted into their fifteen minutes of fame! And her stage name----Old Spice!!! I mean, c'mon, she's a whole lot older than thirty!!!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

 

[Mycernius]

I sense Jeff is in Tsuyoikos black book.

Jefs real age is 64. He just reverses it to make himself appear to be a hip middle aged man. Hip being the replacement he needs. Its not broken now, but wait until Tsuyoiko gets hold of him.

 

[silver angel]

Mycernius is a robot-cowboy-space monkey that is sending odd transmissions from the planet uranus of battling trekkies that were banished there some time ago.

 

[kirei_na_me]

silver angel is really that girl with the fake jugglies in the *post your picture here* thread, and Duo wants her ipod.

 

[Duo]

kirei is a bit annoyed cuz she had her eyes on that ipod first, but i'd be happy to bum my usb cable at her so she can mooch off my music

 

[Clawn]

Duo, in actuality, takes orders from an old man who he meets in the darkest allies in Belgium. This man sends him on perilous missions to Africa to steal precious unrefined diamonds so that he can conquer the diamond market.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Clawn is in fact that alley-crawling, diamond-mining, dodgy old geezer, third in line for Miss Juggly's i-pod

 

[den4]

what is tsuyoiko's wabbit doing in her latest avatar pic? :?

There is a miss juggly? :? I think Tsuyo-ko bathes in glitter that is not gold

 

[silver angel]

Aye, but I am mearly a small chested girl!
Tsyoiko on occaision likes to go out at night to prank call the president of the US and the Canadian prime minister with satirical british humor.

 

[Duo]

silver angel is the twin sister of the girl with the much requested ipod

 

[silver angel]

so duo doesn't want me?!
I'm crushed ever so badly. ;n;

Duo is a cuban drug lord that likes to hang out with uma thurman and practise kill bill fighting skills...while drunk.

 

[Flashjeff]

Silver Angel longs to be Catherizne Zeta-Jones so she could boogaloo with Antonio Banderas in the Zorro movies but, failing to make it in Hollywood, she had to settle for being the juggly iPod girl instead! Don't believe her protestations about a small chest! We ALL know better! And here I was, thinking they were real! What a shock!!

 

[silver angel]

Sigh, I lied. I am the ipod girl...'s......EVIL TWIN SISTER! c=< MUAHAHAHAHA!
Flashjeff is really darth vader.

 

[Duo]

Silver angel is in fact the girl in the little movie... expet they juxtaposed her sisters face so we at the forum wouldn't know