Lie about the person above

[Kara_Nari]

Heheheh.
Well Mikawa Ossan found this out because he too was attending AA, even though his intentions were not quite so real... he just went for the free doughnuts and tea.
Yeah, its a bit hard being such a fatty and only being able to find one sailor moon outfit in the world, but I do laundry.
The only reason my hair is Green is because Mikawa Ossan and I were fighting over the Karage nibbles at one of the meetings and then a big dollop of wasabi from the sushi dish landed on my hair, and seeing as im so old, of course my hair was white, and its been coloured green ever since.
For a 16 year old, Mikawa Ossan really needs to learn to respect elders

 

[den4]

Kara Nari is actually the God of the state of being Eternally Poor, going from house to house, trying to find a home, but they don't like having a Bimbo (poor) Gami (Kami = god) in their household, so Kara Nari goes to the AA meetings instead....where all the other poor otaku anime character wannabes hangout for free vids, pizzas and fan subbed anime

 

[Kara_Nari]

I once thought that den4 was a wealth of knowledge until I saw him/her one night sleeping under a bridge. Yes folks, he was the troll that made people pay the toll.
He made me pay in free pizza and videos. What else is a poor babasan supposed to do?

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Kara Nari is in jail. I saw her peering out through the bars and making the 'v' sign - 'v' for 'very guilty'.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

"Tsuyoiko saw Kara_Nari make the V sign as she was trying to break her poor bunny Iris outta jail. (She got arrested for stealing everyone's left shoe.) Unfortunately, she got caught as she was perplexed by Kara's hand sign, but now they will have plently of time to talk over it as they are in the same cell."

*Police Blotter for the J-REF land newsletter. All information is factual if you think it is. Copywright the 34th of September, year whatever.*

 

[Kara_Nari]

Kuro happened to be the cook in the prison kitchen, so luckily Tsuyoiko and I got fed the best vege quiche in the world! Seems to be Kuro's specialty. Which is a good thing to have since Kuro's been in the same prison for 137 years. Yes that almost makes Kuro the oldest person ever to have lived, and still a great cook!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Kara and Kuro are the same person - she/they left us a clue in her/their name - but it can only be deciphered by someone of Jewish descent like me, 'cos in Hebrew it would be the same name!

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Tsuyoiko is actually snake-headed and dragon-tailed, not the other way around.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Tsuyoiko was actually a normal human girl once. But that was before Mikawa Ossan got his Mad Scientist hands on her. You see, he watched "The Golden Child" 2,098 times in a row, and grew quite enamored with the dragon-lady. So, he wanted to see if it was possible to create a half-human, half-dragon creture. Unfortunately for Tsuyoiko, the Dragon race had gone extinct. A bit of their DNA was intact, but Tsyoiko told the Doctor that that wasn't enough. But he was far gone into the realm of the loony at this point, that he decided to mix it with Snake DNA to see what would happen....But that led to some undesired results.

So, disgusted with his creation, he kicked Tsuyoiko out on her dragon-tailed butt. Now she roams the earth, looking for him to exact her revenge (since he fled like a chicken when he relaized how mad she was) , and going to an uncontrollable fit of rage everytime she hears his name, cursing in every language imaginable.

By the By, Tsuyoiko, rumour has it he's hiding out with Smurf and den4 in the mushroom kingdom under the bridge. But ya didn't hear it form me.

 

[den4]

Kuro-chan came up with that Dragon-half idea after watching that silly anime video 4,509,904,466,946.99 times in the last few seconds it took you to read this line. In Kuro-chan's universe, time speeds up or slows down depending upon how fast Kuro-chan hits that remote control, so Kuro-chan can catch all the glories of the battle scenes of that 2 part vid

 

[Kara_Nari]

den4 has no legs. den4 got bored, so chopped of legs. poor den4.

 

[nanda]

kara nari never get bored, she's too busy playing with den4's legs

 

[Kara_Nari]

Hhahaha yes, I use them as drumsticks. Im in a morbid zombie-like band.
Nanda is the lead singer, but actually has no arms.... the guitarist likes to use fingers as picks, the rest of the arm we use as decoration.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Kara is the earl of sandwich....but don't ask what she used to make the first one. (She is in a morbid-zombie like band after all. )

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Kara made the sandwich with Kuro's green and rotting severed limbs, after she had ﾆ綻ﾆ停?愴池-fied her.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Tsuyoiko was the 'quality control' manager of our bakery, therefore she had to eat everything we created. In doing so, she mustered up the courage to tell us about some of her own sordid fantasies involvng rotting stuff.
Its lunchtime, I wont hinder you with more details.... 'imagination'

 

[den4]

den4 grabs C3PO's legs and walks over to whack Kara Nari on the head with the zombified chicken legs in Kara's voodoo hut of mummified Kiwi fruits....

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Den4 is a ﾆ綻ﾆ停?愴池 (I just love the word ﾆ綻ﾆ停?愴池)

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Tsuyoiko is my wife.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Mikawa! What a shame I am already spoken for!

Simon found out about Mikawa's obsession with me and thumped him on the nose! :box:

 

[Kara_Nari]

Tsuyoiko let Mikawa have Iris instead

 

[Tsuyoiko]

I think Simon would let Mikawa have me before he would give up Iris!

Kara got Mikawa on the rebound after I so heartlessly spurned his love.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Tsuyoiko, however, still sends him love letters in order to get his hopes up. :valentine: (She loves the attention! ) However, whenever he makes a move, she heartlessly shoots him down....

 

[den4]

Kuro is actually cupid in disguise, except on valentines day when Kuro becomes the grim reaper instead, mixing up halloween and valentines day

 

[Anchyyy]

Den4 doesnt just like cats, she is a brown cat. Her eyes are green. Her favourite food are birds, that she catches in the garden. She also likes to sleep in the middle of the living room on a red carpet.