Lie about the person above

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

However, that said rug is in Anchyyy's house, who happens to hate cats. Everytime Den4 comes over to sleep on that favourite rug, Anchyyy has to beat Den4 off with a broom. However, she keeps coming back, and this caused Anchyyy to have a serious mental breakdown. Now she lives in a comfy, cushiony room, and doesn't have to worry about cats ever again....

 

[den4]

Kuro-chan grew up thinking Kuro-chan was a toys 'r us kid, but in actuality was sad to learn that kids grew up and sometimes sideways, too, so decided to become a balloon instead, just in case the world view popped again

 

[Anchyyy]

However, that said rug is in Anchyyy's house, who happens to hate cats. Everytime Den4 comes over to sleep on that favourite rug, Anchyyy has to beat Den4 off with a broom. However, she keeps coming back, and this caused Anchyyy to have a serious mental breakdown. Now she lives in a comfy, cushiony room, and doesn't have to worry about cats ever again....

OMG!!!



Den4 has eaten too much vanilla ice cream lately. That was because she loves Gackt. Now she is in a hospital, because doctor said she is obsessed with vanilla ice cream.

 

[den4]

Anchyyy is preparing her broom for the annual witch Hazel broom flying contest that is revving up for flying high in just a few days....latest rumors report that the race will take the same path as Santa Clause's Christmas Eve world tour path, minus 8 reindeer, including one with shiny nose. Just hope that there aren't any mid-air collisions with passenger airliners...no wonder folks at the FAA have a hard time during this season

 

[gohan93]

the person above me is actually a circus performer and talks on the forum whenever he/she has time away from the trapeze.

 

[Clawn]

gohan93 is really a head chef for George W. Bush and is forced day after day to cook meals for the president. gohan is kept in a cell no larger than 2x4 meters, along with the other head chefs. They are forced to cook all day and night, so gohan has to sneak away from the secret service to write to us, the only contact with the outside world he has left!

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Clawn is a secret service ninja , who *they* had to bribe with a lot of money just to get him to come here! Now you know where your tax dollars are really going America....To the super secret ninja force that Bush is going to use to take over the world!

 

[den4]

Kuro-chan is part of the anti-tax dollar crusade, trying to see if the US can't start using yen and other monetary denominations to fund the various wars around the world...by doing this, Kuro-chan is going to take over the world and force everybody to become Jref members and watch anime and J-related materials only on the world TV sets...

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Den4 likes to downplay his importance to humanity by stating that he simply 'works as a mushroom', when in fact he is solely responsible for Mario's cat-like ability to come back to life repeatedly!
Den4

 

[den4]

Hey, Tsuyoiko, we are supposed to be lying about the people above us, not telling the truth....I worked as a mushroom for far too long in the silicon (mushroom) forest....can't have you start telling the truth about the people....that is not good, strays from the policy

 

[lexico]

Hey, Tsuyoiko, we are supposed to be lying about the people above us, not telling the truth....I worked as a mushroom for far too long in the silicon (mushroom) forest....can't have you start telling the truth about the people....that is not good, strays from the policy

And you are being deceitful enough so as not to be considered in violation of ze policy, den4. ;-)
Tell me, am I bad enough ? hahaha...

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

lexico had been thinking for a long time about getting his/her (sorry, I'm not sure which! ) um..."chest" augmented, and actually went through with the operation. Unfortunately, the fact that the surgeon went to work that day with a really bad hangover was compounded by the fact Lexico only likes to lay on his/her stomach, resulting in a botched operation, and a rather odd-shaped, if not "firm" posterior.

Lexico for some reason really likes his/her new "enhancement", and even got special "undies" made up to "support" his/her curvaceous form.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Lexico for some reason really likes his/her new "enhancement", and even got special "undies" made up to "support" his/her curvaceous form.

Mikawa also likes Lexico's enhancement, in fact he's become quite obsessed. The confusion over Lexico's gender just adds to the embarrassment.

 

[Clawn]

Tsuyoiko, the number 3 most popular political figure in the world(as voted by TIME magazine) is now using his/her popularity to slowly take over small third world nations and use them in his/her war against anything that has to do with cabbage. Including the little known nation of Cabbagia!

 

[den4]

Clawn, the only Idiot wise enough to be known as the Wise Idiot, after Sir Lexico, who knows more than I do about lying about the person above

 

[Mycernius]

Den4 has the ability to travel to alternative dimensions. He would tell everyone, but is afraid if G.W.Bush found out he would invade Iraq again and again until he found one that had got WMD.

 

[den4]

if I knew how to travel to alternative dimensions, like the Necroscope did, then all the ones that I didn't like would get stuffed into the AD (Alternative Dimensions) and we've be done with them once and for all
Mycernius is actually a hairy wombat named Sasquatch because the honorable Sir Lexico couldn't spell the Native American woman that guided Lewis and Clark on their voyage about 2 centuries before....

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Den4 is in love with Lexico, probably because Lexico looks like a big mushroom. (allegedly)

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Unfortunately for Den4, Tsuyoiko also has a huge crush on Lexico, and at this very moment, she is plotting horrible plots on how to get rid of her....rival in love.

 

[den4]

Kuro-chan bounced up and down on Den4 with pitchfork in hand, then proceeded to bounce on Tsuyoiko, then Lord Lexico, to prove that Kuro-chan had the greatest crush of them all

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Kuro, you shouldn't have told! I was working on Lex slowly!

NOT A LIE: Den4, that last one was funny.

LIE: Den4's current involvement in a love quadrilateral is doomed to failure, since everyone loves Lord Lex (including Lord Lex).

 

[den4]

Tsuyoiko went after Lord Lex at first, thinking Lex was Lex Luthor, but when Tsuyoi saw that Lex was actually a mashed pancake, after Kuro-chan was bouncing on top of everybody, that Tsuyoi decided to call Kuro-chan Tigger from then on, and they went in search for the forest where Pooh lived....

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Unfortunately for Kuro and Tsuyoiko, they did not realize that to get to the hundred acre woods, they had to cross the forest of a hundred dooms, where the evil witch Den4 lived, and who also had a hankering to eat all weary travelers...

But lucky them, Den4 had just eaten Lord Lex, since he had looked like a mashed pancake and that is her one true weakness!!! (However, when she eats them, she gets sick afterwards....Den4, won't you ever learn??? )

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Well ever since Den4 ate Lex Kuro has been looking for someone else to stalk. Sorry Kuro, I don't swing that way, and you're too young for me anyway. Plus I'm in love with Den4's stomach, since Lex is in there.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Ah, Tsuyoiko, why did you have to crush my dream like that!!!

Tsuyoiko, after stomping all over Kuro's heart like that, decided that she could not live in this world without her dear lexie-kun. So, she decided to join him in Den4's stomach. Unfortunately for her, Den4 was quite full, and would not partake in anymore eating's of the people, so Tsuyoiko stormed off to find ways to get in Den4's stomach, or to get her dear lexie-kun out before he was properly digested.