Lie about the person above

[Kara_Nari]

Ok, well I will just tell the forum members about how the shark bit off your left testicle then.. left quite a mess, and a lot of tears (not from me...)
Seems Mikawa Ossan isnt a very good fisherman. Nor is he a very good sailor... we crashed into the side of the police rescue vehicle... and the story continues

 

[smurf]

Kara_Nari lives in a tree house in some old guys yard.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Yup! I sure do!
Smurf offered to build the treehouse, but he wasnt prepared with his Mario super powers, and being a smurf who lives in a mushroom.... well lets say he wasnt very helpful.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Kara and Mikawa had a love-child called Smurf, conceived on a rotting fishing boat called the Love Tug.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Tsuyoiko is the old lady who lives in a shoe, and since smurf was such a fussy child, she told them what to do. Take away his mushroom for a day or two, and make him live in her dirty old shoe.

This was quite an evil trick, if i must say. She got to live in the mushroom, and threw parties night and day. But smurf's parents had moved as well into the stinky old shoe, and soon they got word of what Tsuyoiko wanted to do. So one foggy night they crashed her party dear, and threw poor Tsuyoiko out on her ear.

And now she again has to live in the stinky old shoe, and plots everynight on what's she gonna do...

:halloween

 

[Kara_Nari]

K.T's favourite time of the year is Halloween, basically because s/he looks like some Sci Fi freak from another dimension anyway, so doesnt even have to spend hundreds of dollars on a costume. This is K.T's only chance to go outside during the year, and definately makes the most of it, going as far as travelling to different time zones, just to wallow in the fresh air, because unfortunately being an unsightly beast.... also brings bad smells. Not to mention that even the water is afraid of K.T, and refuses to come out of the shower head.
If its raining on the night of a full moon, that is a good opportunity to get cleaned up.
However nowadays K.T is getting lonely, does anyone else have this hideous problem? Do you too feel lonely? Here is your chance to be eternally happy, to reproduce, and wallow in the squalor of your home with someone who feels, looks and smells the same as you. Dont be shy, Dial 1800******* and get connnected now.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Kara Nari is the one who responded to that ad, but, unfortunately, she was not hideous enough to meet Kuro's standards.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Kuro left her shoes at my house. We all begged her not to take them off, 'cos we could smell her feet anyway and we didn't want to smell no more! Iris has made her bed in one of them (they are big clown shoes), 'cos for some reason she likes the smell of cheese.

 

[Kara_Nari]

When Kuro left Tsuyoikos house, with only one shoe.. Tsuyoiko (much to Iris' delight) missed that stench so much and decided to rub blue cheese all over her own feet, then she ate all her crusts from her bread, and the skin from the pumpkin in an effort to grow hairs on her chest. All this failed however, but, lucky Tsuyoiko, her friends love her so much and were really worried about the odd odour eminating from her feet, that they bought her a HUGE Lush gift basket.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Unfortunately, the contents of that gift basket were filled with bleu cheese, since Kara Nari also loves the smell of stinky old cheese. However....a week later, Tsuyoiko's unused gift basket went missing. I think we can all deduce who stole it.....

 

[Disembodied Spirit]

Kuro_Tsubasa69 Loves me, big time. However sometimes he just wants me dead ;_;

 

[Kara_Nari]

Kuro, its true, I LOVE blue cheese, its my favourite, especially the types made in NZ.

Disembodied Spirit hopes that one day KT will allow the useage of her body, to finally feel as a body and spirit as one.
Unfortunately Kuso Tsubasa is just a teeny bit freaked out about this, especially considering she has tendencies to kill on instinct.
Disembodied Spirit doesnt care though, some spirits will do anything or say anything (or even pretend that others love them 'big time') just to get inside somebody's head.

 

[den4]

Kara Nari's folks were sentient Squid that had evolved into star faring species, but they didn't want the evil Octopoid people to learn where Kara resides now, so they changed the original name of Calamari to Kara Nari, believing this would adequately disguise their offspring

 

[Kara_Nari]

Hhaaha I love it! (actually my parents dont even know where I reside)....

den4 likes to pick on small kittens, and climb trees just to leave them there.
Then finds it more amusing to call the fire fighters to come and rescue the poor kitties.
Such a costly excercise for the tax payers, you should be ashamed!

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Kara Nari, you shouldn't be talking! You're the one who got that horrid idea into Den-Chan's head! (The octoid people can get into your dreams... Everybody, hurry up and buy a dreamcatcher to catch those silly octoids, only availible at Kuro's shop of the insane and freaky! )

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Kuro tried to poison me with blue cheese - she knows I am allergic to penicillin!

 

[den4]

As an allergic reaction, Tsuyoiko turned into one of the rockinghorse people that ate marshmallow pies floating down to the sea of green while watching for Lucy floating in the Sky with Diamonds....strange things happens when Tsuyoiko gets an allergic reaction to fungoid matter from Yuggoth and other sunken cities of cyclopean ruins.....

 

[Kara_Nari]

den4 is actually the king of rockinghorse people, he can only be king though, because he ate too many marshmellow pies, and cant move anymore. He's as fat as the marshmellow man off ghostbusters, and because he was once a loyal servant to the previous king (aside from eating more than his share of marshmellows), he was granted the role of the NEW king.
In addition to eating marshmellow pies, he likes to feast on the rotting flesh of infected persons that have had severe allergic reactions to certain things.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Kara Nari is Den4's personal assitant, stuffing marshmellow pies down his throat everytime he stomps his staff on the ground.

However, Kara Nari is very disgruntled, though. She used to be the queen of marshmellow pies, but after Den4 ate her husband and most of her people, she was forced to be his personal assitant...One of these days, she says, she's going to poison one of those pies! (However, she has grown to like Den4...much to her dismay. )

 

[den4]

Kuro got jealous of all the marshmallow pies and stuck a pin in Den4's nose, deflating him to normal size...kicking den4 out of the castle and took over as the new King...

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Ha! Den4 finally fell into our evil trap so now we don't have to say Den4 got his/her wotsit for him/her then s/he did blah blah! Den4 is a dude!

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Tsuyoiko doesn't even know what she meant by that up there....she just read it online and posted it here in vain hope that someone would read it and tell her what it means.....but it's not gonna work cuz no one but her knows what it means....she wrote it in her sleep one night but can't remember....i know, cuz i saw her typing it when i went over to her house to steal her famous blend of bleu-cheese coffee.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Kuro, you have to stop coming over to my house and leaving your shoes behind!

 

[Kara_Nari]

Its not like we have a choice Tsuyoiko, that cute but manipulationg little strawberry eating bunny of yours steals our shoes when we come to visit, its just that while the rest of us like the odd came of 'Hide and Seek' Kuro is just too lazy and leaves without shoes. Thats the joys of being a hobbit you see, you dont have to wear shoes outside, those toenails dont really like being cramped up so much.
You, of all people should know that Tsuyoiko!

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Kara_Nari (hence called KN) is actually 61! 61 and completely ashamed of her addiction to Japanese anime. She has gone to numerous AA (Anime Anonymous) meetings, but it never seems to do any good. So bad is this addiction that KN not only dyes his/her hair a different color every day and refuses to wear any clothes other than the corresponding Sailor Moon outfit, but she also got plastic surgery to look more "anime-esque". Imagine...a green-haired 61 year old weighing in at 250 pounds wearing a Sailor Moon dress every day! This addiction must end! Oh, the humanity of it all!