Lie about the person above

[Kinsao]

FlashJeff is only trying to steer the topic away from sex toys because he doesn't want to betray his woeful ignorance of them. In spite of everything he would have us believe, he is actually a 46-year-old virgin. This could be because he has been wearing the same kilt for the last 20 years; he features in Dutch's avatar as the two of them are intimate pals but have never gone any further than friends because of FlashJeff being behind bars in prison due to selling drugs in his younger days in the guise of a mummy in the darkness of a ghost train.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Kinsao conducted the ghost train; he was the skeleton pirate! (You've seen him; he was an extra in <<Pirates of the Carribean>>!!)

When the train got stopped in Egypt, he sold Flashjeff out and escaped the long arm of the law by pretending to be the stolen mayor's daughter from Arucaba, woefully forced into servitude by the bad, icky ghost peoples! The police believed his/her sob story, and were so busy crying that Kinsao was able to make the quickest get away in the history of the world! (It's true too! Look it up in the Guiness book! )

Ever since that time, Flashjeff has been sending virus hate mail to Kinsao, but always gets it sent back to him. (That also explains why the computers are always down....) He swears on his dead mother's cousin brother's sister's grave that he will get Kinsao back for his betrayal, however....he's in prison for life....and there's really no one on the outside.....

 

[Mycernius]

Just to point out before Kinsao does. Kinsao is a she not a he, Kuro.

Kuro Tsubasa69 is the reincarnation of Vlad the Impaler, hence the knowledge of the undead and ghost trains. He/she/it (can't tell, not in profile) wanted to be the driver of the train, but just didn't meet height regulations. There is nothing more scary than an embittered, reincarnated, undead dwarf. :20:

I have no idea why I put this smilie here, I just like it and it seems underused

 

[Kinsao]

Just to point out before Kinsao does. Kinsao is a she not a he, Kuro.

That's quite alright. People are mistaking me all the time, actually - I don't know why. It's even worse when they do it even after seeing my photo! I wouldn't be so pernickity (sp?) as to correct!!!

Mycernius is a mouse, his real name is Mousernius. That's why he's hairy. His avatar is his worst enemy, Zaku, who has claws of steel and eyes with the power to freeze his enemies at a glance.

I have no idea why I put this smilie here, I just like it and it seems underused

You are so right. It has, however, been used in a few "dances of the smilies" within the deep dark depths of the jpop forum. Oh, the wondrous choreography that occurs there..........

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Sorry for calling you a dude, Kinsao. (Oh, for the record, don't care what you guys call me...it adds to my mystique. )

Zaku was once kinsao's cat-creation. However, after Kinsao won a contest over who could eat the most mice in the least time (don't ask me. ), Zaku went into a crazy-fit and tore up all kinsao's lawn furniture. Kinsao then picked the cat up by the scruff of the neck and threw it over a cliff. (Kinsao is very animal abusive. )

And then she got a dog, Mr. Growler Ruff Ruff the 195th. (Should i mention she went through 194 models before she finally decided to just go to the store and buy one? :?)

<-- Just 'cuz that's my fav smile in the whole wide freakin' world!

 

[Flashjeff]

Well, we're back to Kuro_Tsuabasa as I understand this person has been employed as Michael Jackson's bedroom photographer, snapping pics of the Weird One in bed with all those cute and willing little boys. I hear Kuro might make a documentary of Jacko's exploits to show at next year's Sundance festival.

Meanwhile, Kinsao keeps busy taking very intimate care of Jacko's chimp....if you know what I mean. From rumors I've heard around the cyber-campfire, the chimp comes away with a smile each and every night, especially when Kinsao puts on that mohair negligee and sprays on that banana perfume! Yeah, baby, yeah!!!

 

[Kara_Nari]

flashjeff is a gardener at "Neverland" and grows the bananas for Jacko's chimp, and all of the organic vegetables grown for Jackos consumption.... pity he has to use human manure as a fertilizer for the gardens. Now flashjeff was a little shy in asking you guys for small samples to be sent to his working place, but we can all help each other out. If you do so, you can have a free autographed single. (What song was it flashjeff???)
Amazingly he found a large supply in the little shed adjacent to the garden shed. Thousands and thousands of dumped cd's... you never know, maybe you could be the owner of a limited edition copy?

 

[Sensuikan San]

Kara Nari still owes me $2 for the cab.....!

ﾆ淡ﾆ停?｡ﾆ停?

 

[nanda]

sensuikan san doesn't know what the cab is .. since he lives in .. somewhere .. err .. where there is no cab .. or car .. or any vehicles w/ wheels ..

 

[lexico]

sensuikan san doesn't know what the cab is .. since he lives in .. somewhere .. err .. where there is no cab .. or car .. or any vehicles w/ wheels ..

You mean on the fight hand corner of this pic ?

Nanda is actually the last dinosaur~reptile that was going extinct in the background, some time after the deep impact, but before the square wheels !

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Lexico invented the wheel. He may state his age as 44, but he measures in millennia.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Truth be told, Tsuyoiko is actually older than Lexico, though she won't admit it. She is actually **** years old, measured in millenia...And the last person to tell her true age had his head bitten off by Tsu-chan's pet dino-bunny Iris. (<---That's where they got the legend of godzilla from...even though they portrayed Iris as an icky lizard thing when she's an icky bunny thing.)

There is also a rumour about Tsuyoiko and her place in before-creation...They say she and God *were* best friends. Then he created man in his image, eve in hers, and she wasn't to happy about competing for God's attention (since he loved his new creations SOOO much ), so she sent her bunny-creature iris to destroy man's veggie gardens for all time!

 

[Mycernius]

Kuro san is the devil, better known to Tsuyoiko as her love child from God. Kuro san thinks (s)he has the rough end of the deal as Hell is to warm for hers/his liking. The devil prefers palm beach in spring.

 

[Flashjeff]

Mycernius is the love child of Martha Stewart and Keith Richards, produced after a wild weekend they enjoyed in a hotel room in Piccadilly Circus. He looks like Keith (God help him) and spends his days doing housework and making doilies for the dining room table and doing intricate flower arrangements which makes him the envy of the neighborhood.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Flash Jeff HAS a love child to Martha Stewart, cept they sent him off to summer camp and he got eaten by a bear. Apparently the bears were attracted to the bees that were attracted to the pollen that was inside the intricate flower arrangements the poor lad was forced to wear on his head.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

It's true - FlashJeff had that love child with Ms Stewart BUT *drum roll* as he was disguised as Keith Richards at the time, that makes Mycernius the poor bee-attracted, bear-attracting, easter bonnet-wearing, eaten-up dude. How is this a lie about Kara? It was her beehive those devil-bees came from! She was trying to grow the honey to attract unsuspecting flies to feed her giant pet spider *gasps of horror!*

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Tsuyoiko's avatar is actually his(?) self portrait.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Mikawa, you think I'm a dude! I am a lovely lady!

Mikawa upset me. (that's the lie, btw!)

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Tsuyoiko is actually fumin' mad at Mikawa, no matter what she says. :auch: That's why, this very morning, she sent her army of mutant bunnie-carrot-whatever things to attack him. They strike when he opens the door to retrieve his morning paper...and she'll be across the street in the black sedan, watching him get beaten up by her rabbit thugs behind heart shaped sunglasses, sipping her double creamed whipped mocha latte/espresso mix.

 

[smurf]

Kuro_Tsubasa69 is a professional boxer :box:

 

[Flashjeff]

Smurf has the world's largest collection of Hello Kitty collectibles, which makes him the envy of his famous next door neighbor, Michael Jackson!

 

[Kara_Nari]

flashjeff was once the proud owner of 'Sanrio land' in Japan, until Smurf came along and bought all the available stock. However you can still see flashjeff driving along in his 'hello kitty' golf cart, with the matching 'hello kitty' fluffy dice, whilst wearing his 'one' of his favourite kitty robes, complete with matching slippers.
His wife makes him kitty shaped waffles for breakfast, on the kitty chan table, with iddy biddy sized kitty tea set.
She then proceeds to vaccuum the house with the kitty hoover, while the kitty aircon is blowing a gentle breeze through the room.
Needless to say flashjeff has the second largest collection of Hello Kitty collectibles, much to the envy of his employer, Michael Jackson.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Kari_Nari didn't go to Fukuoka last week at all. She (said this time with confidence!) ACTUALLY came over to my place! I'll let you feel in the details for yourselves...

(I'm sorry. Please realize that this is what Japan has done to me! )

 

[Kara_Nari]

Hhhahahaha. So what you're trying to say Mikawa Ossan is that you live on that ugly little boat that you used to sail to my ferry in order to hijack it, and kidnap me??? Whats the point of hijacking the ferry, if you are going to put me on that sinking little tug??

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Don't let Kara_Nari kid you...she came quite willingly!

(I am so sorry...I have to leave this thread...my mind is starting toturn to the "dirty" side of the Force...)