Lie about the person above

[Kara_Nari]

Smoke rolled out of a pyrimad in Egypt one day, only to keep rolling towards the river Nile, many miles away, where he was eaten by Pirahnas, and after devouring all of his flesh he got stranded in a dam made by half beaver half unicorns, which used him as a direction marker, where you can still find him to this day!

 

[smoke]

what!!!??? love it!

Kara Nari doesn't like fish because they are part of her ancestry! She decends from the Gill-People, a small faction of atlantis that perished in the great underwater fire of 2059BC.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Smoke got charred on a barbecue in Eastern Mongolia, after they skinned him alive. It wasnt the mongolians who skinned him alive either, it was the little dancing fairies from the cherry trees, somehow they blew there from Japan. They came bearing large freshly sharpened machetes and did a fantastic job, you can still see his skin blowing in the wind as a sail for the little raft that the fairies built to get back to Japan.

 

[smoke]

you're a lunatic! you're not the feminine form of my alter-ego are you?

K_N has often woken up in back yards and has had to steal clothes from the nearest line! a bit like David Banner...the incredible hulk!

don't make her angry, she'll go green and split her trousers.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Hahhaha well who knows? Hmm some of that sounds somewhat true....
We're supposed to be lying here buddy!
The only reason why I had to steal clothes was because Smoke was wimpering on the rail bridge after some bullies stole his do-rag and pimpin style clothes. All he had left was his giant bling which was really made from tin foil. So... I had to go back and save him, a bit like the incredible Hulk, and the only reason my pants split was because you pushed me to hurry and get the clothes, and they snagged on the barbed wire.
Also you seem to have the worst memory! I thought that was the worst night of your life????

 

[smoke]

naked on a bridge???
sounds like one of my better nights!

Kara_nari stole clothes too small for my ample frame...her clothes stealing technique leaves a lot to be desired!

 

[Kara_Nari]

Well smoke, I dont know how you couldnt squeeze into Big Mammas dress? She's at least 3 times your size... perhaps you were trying to fit your legs into the arm holes?
Everybody Smoke is blind, and all of his other senses suffer because of it too....

 

[smoke]

Kara nair is the one that made me blind...i'd say how but it's rude and she may blush!

 

[Kara_Nari]

Im not afraid of people knowing that I stabbed your eyes out with a burning poker because you're a peeping Tom, that has been on the loose for years!

 

[smoke]

you know thats not true...it wasn't a poker...it was just a very cold night!

 

[Kara_Nari]

Dam you smoke, I cant write what I was thinking... um ok.
Back to sick and twisted truths about Smoke when he was wheeling camel dung through the Sahara desert, he saw a mirage of Cleopatra bathing in the asses milk, and he had an overwhelming desire to eat the camel dung, thinking that it was sweet chocolate muffins. But ho ho ho, didnt taste so great did it Smokles?

 

[smoke]

Kara_Nari was the camel.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Yep that means you ate my poos. Hhaha you so silly you thought they were chocolate muffins.
Well anyway as a result of Smoke eating my camel dung, he exploded and what emerged from the bloody carcass was a teensy weensy midget, which now lives in the nasal cavity of the Skull avatar

 

[Tsuyoiko]

I feel like a third wheel here!

Kara Nari is not Smoke's twisted female half.

 

[lexico]

Never to feel out of place, Tsuyoiko-chan ! Here's the yoth tyre to the rescue.

Ahh, let's see; Tsuyoiko slept late, and just got to work during lunch time, and everybody said to her, "Good morning !" to which she replied with a silent, long drawn out cat-yawn.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Lex, that happens every day! I can't remember the last time I was on time for work, even though I get up 2 hours before I have to leave! But it still counts as a lie because I did a bunny yawn, not a cat yawn!

Lexico was born yesterday.

 

[MajideSaiaku]

Tsuyoiko secretly hates rabbits, and worships a cult dedicated to the death of all rabbits.

 

[lexico]

Yes, and I was there next to the midwife to witness & sign the birth certificate.

Tsuyoiko is really a pottress who speaks the full-fledged duckie tongue !
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Ah, you beat mee there, Nuri !

Okay, Nurizeko is in reality the father of Dr. Eevil out to vandalise the great national mojo reserve !

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Ow at Lex me duck?

Lexico is the first and last Korean saggar maker's bottom knocker. (google it)

 

[lexico]

Aye, and Tsuyoiko-chan is his mud assistant who prepares and hands him the lump of fireclay for the base of the saggar that he knocks into the metal ring using a wooden mallet or mawl pronounced mow. Nice work, clay assistant

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Hey Lexico, you make a good Stokie!

Lexico got made redundant from Royal Doulton when it closed in May and he is now working in a call centre selling lumps of clay to Stokies.

 

[Rich303]

Tsuyoiko has done time in prison for various charges of affray for smashing up restaurants and pubs when she has one too many shandies.
She once drove a van into a 'Little Chef' restaurant after one of the staff looked at her funny.

- but please don't judge her, it's all in the past.

 

[lexico]

I don't doubt that, Rich. And she would be soo penitent.
Now the real exposure cometh...

Rich was the very restaurant staff who gave her the funny eye, and got run over beacause of it !!
Served him right for complementing the lady the wrong way !

 

[Kara_Nari]

Lexico has snails crawling out of his ears, after they have been feasting on his brains. To replace the fastly depleting brain cells caused by such, he proceeds to put the snails into his mouth, chews and swallows... its a bitter cycle, but I guess in some cases it has to be done.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Kara likes to run outside naked during thunderstorms and throw her arms in the air while laughing maniacally (like Mwah ha ha ha!) and randomly shouting "I feel so alive!"