Lie about the person above

[smoke]

Tsuyoiko is the toast that I burnt to create myself

 

[lexico]

I toldja, smoke is a goast.

 

[smoke]

Mwuhahaha! ahem.

Lexico is a Punk Rocker

 

[Apollo]

Lexico is a dyslexic lexicographer who wrote the dictionary: English-Korean-Chinese, and he breeds sea squirts at home to the Japanese fish markets...

 

[Apollo]

Smoke is a running to become the next Mayor in London...

 

[smoke]

Miss_apollo likes her men blue with whiskers...its a strange fetish know as Doreamonism. ya perv!

(I have some blue paint and i don't always shave! )

 

[gohan93]

smoke is actually a robot planning to take over the world by first taking over jref!

 

[den4]

I always thought of Lexico as a Runk Pocker, myself...

Gohan93 got his numbers mixed up because when somebody said, "Gohan," instead of saying: "Thank You," (or san-kyu or 39) Gohan said: "Kyu-san," and everybody got confused because they thought Gohan was talking about Kyu Sakamoto, and they all got up at the karaoke bar and began singing "Ue wo mite aruko" or "Sukiyaki" for the westernized round eyed folks in the audience.....

:?

 

[den4]

den4 knows all, sees all, and pretends to know all and see all as well...

 

[Limonette]

And the reason den4 knows and sees all, is because he/she is the den mother of Brownies #4 at Cromartie Elementary School. Den4 must know all and see all to keep track of those mischievous little monsters....errrrr that is those cute little girls.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

I toldja, smoke is a goast

Lex, that was poor, even for you. I still laughed though!

Limonette is a very small citrus fruit.

 

[Rich303]

Tsuyoiko is a centre mid-fielder for Gillingham FC,and has just signed a lucrative deal with the 'Regal' cigarette company. She has to smoke a fag every time she scores a goal.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

I seriously have to get you back for that Rich! But I can't stay mad at you 'cos your profile pic looks a bit like my husband.

Rich collects vinyl records so that he can snap them over the head of anyone who suggests that he likes anything other than country and western music.

 

[smoke]

Tsuyoiko is Rich's wife.

 

[silver angel]

*GASP!* @ Smoke

Smoke is actually the secret escort Martha Stewart uses to go out for parties.

 

[Davey]

want to be as cool as shania twain..

 

[Mycernius]

Dutch Bakas house is made from an edam and tulip mix.

 

[smoke]

Mycernius likes to drink gin...from the shoe of a russian clown.

 

[Davey]

smoke loves to go to amsterdam to smoke some stuff

 

[Mycernius]

Dutch often gets asked if he get passed on the left hand side. It really annoys him as he prefers to be passed on the right hand side

 

[smoke]

Dutch often gets asked if he get passed on the left hand side. It really annoys him as he prefers to be passed on the right hand side

ah man, classic!

Mycernius has a strange obsession with midgets, that has gotten him into much trouble with the 'LPC' (little people council).

 

[Kara_Nari]

Smoke has an allergic reaction to bones, and finds that a diarrhoetic substance dribbles out of his belly button if he should come within 1km of a fleshless bone.

 

[smoke]

Smoke has an allergic reaction to bones, and finds that a diarrhoetic substance dribbles out of his belly button if he should come within 1km of a fleshless bone.

you're as twisted as i am! (like it!)

Kara-Nari lives in a compost bin. She saw a sign saying "Garden waste, vegetables and fruit".
Being a kiwi she hopped straight in!

 

[Void]

Smoke is old indian chief, who sits in his [vigvam](??) and puffes circles with his pipe, smoking pine needles

 

[smoke]

(wigwam...close enough)

Void has an older brother called Null