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Lexico doesn't know what a haiku is...he's just hoping that no one else does either!!!!
 
Smurf says that his nationality is Alien, as a deterrant for his real nationality which is Mermaid...
 
Limonette used to be a writing worm who likes to make tunnels in young, green lemonettes for her writing block; hence her pen name, which also explains her exuberent style.
 
Lexico hates snails...he believes the only good snail is a dead snail.
 
Smoke is what remains of the person that my cewte little snail pigged on; mine is carnivorus and thrives on residual flesh, brain, and marrow inside the cranium of what used to be smoke's head. That is to say, smoke is a ghost; see his propensity to tell scary stories, and then whine about being victimsed for owning a crappy dead man's kdb and grand larceny of legos at the tender age of five ! Just listen to him howling in the night, drenched in the heavy rain, struck by smoking lightening, blown about under the dark, sinister thunder cloud ! :eek: :53: :144: :67: :20: 😲

edit: The kbd has also disappeared-- further evidence of the lightness of Smoke's being ! :eek:
 
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I know no more than Lexico-sama's avatar than Lexico-sama knows more than Frank-sama does more than Lexico-sama's sea-squirt nationality. :D
 
den4's real user name is "den 4 Frank" but it had to be edited due to sexual tension.
 
Kara Nari is not the Angel of Life as she claims, but rather the Angel of Death. :devilish: It is her fault that poor Smoke is now so afraid of the Ghostbusters, as she egged on Lexico's snail to suck out his brains. It had a good meal too.
 
Tsuyoiko was the one who introduced me to the delicacies of eating snail brains, she really is a fantastic cook when it comes to odd cuisine!
 
Kara Niri is actually a talking llama that enjoys eating banana leaves and swimming in jello from time to time.
 
Silver Angel is really a bronze angel. She wants people to think she is better than she is, but she didn't want to go too far and pretend to be gold.
 
Tsuyoiko's Dragon-head and Snake-tail eat stuffed rabbits from carnivals all day to generate the smoke to blow at people at night :D
 
Brilliant, den4-sensei, absolutely ! :O
Again I am humbled by your penetrating insight !
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Den4 is actually a female quadroploid molusc with all the brains of four snails but having only the body of one glamourous snail. With all the added benefits of quadruple parallel processing, he has the brain power of 386 20 Gigahertz pentiums that generate all the cryptic messages in the jpeg encrypted compressions. If she can pull off with the bit-to-calory conversion as she promised me earlier, she just might solve our insurmountable task of nuclear winter lurking in our future. In fact if the principle of info-mass-energy conservation can be solved, she might even anhililate all nuclear weapons with the simple snap of a thought. :D
 
Lexico is the King of Sweden. He moved to S Korea because he likes kimchi better than husmanskost. 🍜
 
Tsuyoiko is a basilisk, hence dargon head, snake tail (a childhood nickname).
Because her gaze brings instant death to anyone she looks on, she has to use the internet to communicate with the outside world. Her house has no spiders though.
 
Mycernius isn't really a trucker...he just says he is because he doesn't think flower araanging made him sound manly enough!
 
Tsuyoiko really doesn't like KWAK beer, Tsuyoiko only loves Carlsberg beer... 👍
 
Tsuyoiko IS the bunnie; she just makes out to be the master/mistress overpowering all the poor bunnies, Iris, Nefertiti ! She's a twin actually ! 👏
 
...ans Miss Apollo IS the supermouse that scares away the cats, the Abyssinians ! 😲
 
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