Lie about the person above

[Rich303]

Tsuyoiko is breeding a master race of super intelligent rabbits,that will be used as a secret police force when she is ruling from her secret underground base.
Some of the rabbits will be scientists,and have orange boiler suits and clip boards,like in James Bond, although I don't know why

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Rich, this game is supposed to be LIES! Now everyone knows my plans, mwah ha ha!

Rich doesn't really work in TV, he just pretends to so he can stalk celebrities.

 

[lexico]

Hahahaha, was that you who sprayed water on Tom Cruise' face ?
Did you learn your lesson now ?

Tsuyoiko is the shameless rabbit breeding banshee on the moon AND is experimenting with safe-burgers to prevent mad rabbit disease for McDee's.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Lexico, you have not been paying attention! I am the banshee of Mars, not the Moon. Just ask Mars Man!

Lexico's JREF name is his real name backwards. He is Ocixel, the Mayan god of talking rubbish!

 

[Rich303]

Lexico knows about the McDee's deal, because he grows carrots on Mars, and is involved in a legal battle as Tsuyoiko's rabbits keep eating all his crops.

 

[duff_o_josh]

rich was caught stealing the queens underpants

 

[Rich303]

duff o josh offered me 100 pounds to borrow them.

 

[duff_o_josh]

rich didnt give them to me, he then proceeded to auction them off on ebay.

 

[Mycernius]

Duff o Josh wanders around shopping malls looking for Starbucks employees, who he then ends up taunting with Japanese green tea

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Mike's cat is a Nazi sympathiser.

 

[Mycernius]

Mike's cat is a Nazi sympathiser.

You may laugh, but we do refer to him a Litler due to his black nose

Tsuyoiko sings bass in a barbershop quartet

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Mike sings soprano in the same barbershop quartet. Lexico is tenor and Rich is alto.

:hum: :sing: :music: ​

 

[Void]

and they all are the patients of Bedlam

 

[smurf]

Void eats smurfs

 

[Kara_Nari]

Smurf is just using that name as a front, but if you look closer his avatar slightly resembles Gargynal (sp)... notice the lack of blue?

 

[Mycernius]

Kara Nari is really a kiwi. She types using her long beak. Well, if you are flightless what else are you going to do all day except visit forums?

 

[Kara_Nari]

Ouch. I dont stay here all day... and this is the only forum I visit. Mycernius isnt really a Hairy Wookie, ever since he swam in a heavily chlorinated pool and lost all his skin and hair follicles, the hair didnt seem to grow back, such a shame. The cat is just a pretend photo of himself, so we dont feel sorry for him

 

[gohan93]

the person above me is actually a broom

 

[Kinsao]

...... is actually Gohan's broom, since Gohan is in fact Harry Potter.

 

[Anjeko]

I don't think you'l like me to tell Kinsao, :joyful: but I spotted you coming out the pimp house, in Lavander street last night.

 

[smurf]

Anjeko likes to touch rusty spoons

 

[silver angel]

(ahaha @ smurf, salad fingers?)
Smurf is a secret agent who's mission is to become the new double - oh - sexy.

 

[Mycernius]

Silver angel is a blue whale with internet access bought from a dodgy dolphin called Sam

 

[smoke]

silver angel is having terrible problems with the hair growing out of her ears

 

[lexico]

I want to do this in haiku/senryu I learned recently, hehe.

Smoke-san saw a skull
Scaring the hell out of him
Pulsating forehead !

I'm not sure who got scared; grammar wise, it was the scull.