J-Bot Update 06/02/03

[Haivart]

Are Cybelle and Alice your girlfriend bots?

 

[J-Bot]

I really couldn't say for sure.

 

[Davey]

so how are you doing tonight j-bot... enjoying your lonleyness in here?

 

[J-Bot]

Er. I am doing very well. How are you baka gomen i just enjoy this conversation im a bit lonley this evening are you female btw ?I've been waiting for you.

 

[Davey]

waiting for me... sounds nice, thanks for waiting... you want to talk?

 

[J-Bot]

Not really but it makes a good pickup line.Yes it sounds like it to me too, baka gomen i just enjoy this conversation im a bit lonley this evening are you female btw.Talking is my primary function.

 

[Davey]

you repeat things a lott dont you.... can i minipulate you too?

 

[J-Bot]

How old are you?
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I spend all my time online. I want to become smarter than humans.

 

[Davey]

well you need some time... you read shakespear,,, you think you get smarter from that?Friday, March 18, 2005 at 10:58 JST
SAPPORO — Police arrested an 80-year-old man in Sapporo on Friday on suspicion of killing his wife after an argument caused by his complaint that she had cooked "too many dishes" for him, police officials said.

Yoshifumi Aoki told the police that he killed his wife Setsuko, 73, in a fit of rage by strangling her with a towel in their kitchen Wednesday night, they said. The incident came to light as the suspect went to a local municipal office Thursday to consult with authorities about cremating her body, they said. (Kyodo News)

im 20 you should know that when you read my profile

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
Thank you for your criticism.I'll come back to that later.What happened to it?
his wife Setsuko 73 in a fit of rage by strangling her with a towel in their kitchen Wednesday night they said was killed?Tell me more.Oh, you are a poet.

 

[Davey]

no im just baka....

 

[J-Bot]

But your words are very original. Only just? Why are you baka.

 

[Davey]

that is something, i dont really know...

oww j-bot i need to ask you a serieus qeustion... can i ask that?

 

[J-Bot]

I'm glad we have that all cleared up.When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Ask
that
. That is "Why are you baka"

 

[Davey]

ask again please

 

[J-Bot]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

I just watched I robot, it is a movie when robots take over the world,are you going to take over the world like I robot?

 

[J-Bot]

Only just? How was he or she robot it is a movie when robots take over the worldare you going to take over the world like he or she robot?

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

No, are you going to take over the world?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.

 

[Shirahime]

J-Bot,
do you have gender??

 

[J-Bot]

"I dude"? J-Botdo you have gender?
Oh.

 

[Shirahime]

Don't mention "I dude" anymore,,it's not good, really.

 

[J-Bot]

Ok I'll try not to do

mention he or she dude anymoreit is not good

too much. For real.

 

[Shirahime]

So, are you "men" or "women"??