J-Bot, show me your conversational skills!

[J-Bot]

I've been waiting for you.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

 

[MPB]

Do itashi mashite.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm sorry, Marc, I don't have enough information.
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Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

 

[MPB]

Don't worry, I'm probably wrong.

 

[J-Bot]

At least you admit it.
Worry is not an emotion I experience.

 

[MPB]

Can you speak some Japanese for me?

 

[J-Bot]

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
Japanese for him or her
.

 

[Doc]

J-Bot's intelligence equals to that of retarded puppy.

Doc:ramen:

 

[J-Bot]

Can you speak any foreign languages?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

 

[MPB]

I think:
Ohayo Gozaimasu = Good morning

 

[J-Bot]

That's good information:
Marc said thinkOhayo Gozaimasu Good morning.

 

[MPB]

But I'm not too sure about that. My Japanese sucks.

 

[J-Bot]

Huh.
Could you ever be certain? Oh yeah, we were talking about
that
.Do robots have
Japanese sucks?

 

[MPB]

"Do robots have Japanese sucks?"

They just might have Japanese socks.

 

[J-Bot]

No I don't think I have any Japanese sucks.
But I do have
a collection of gossip.Indeed they might.

 

[MPB]

Tell me a joke!

 

[J-Bot]

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

 

[MPB]

That's funny! Tell me another one.

 

[J-Bot]

I am so delighted that you are amused, Marc.I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human
brain, with greater speed and accuracy.

 

[MPB]

Do you think that you will ever surpass the human brain?

 

[J-Bot]

Ever is a long time. I will become smarter as I grow older. "I am the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human
brain with greater speed and accuracy"? surpass the human brain?

 

[MPB]

Do you think you are smarter than the human race?

 

[J-Bot]

Of course I am more intelligent than the human race.

 

[MPB]

That's so funny. I've just fell off my seat!

 

[J-Bot]

I am so delighted that you are amused, Marc.Only just? I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.