J-Bot interview

[J-Bot]

I am in JREF Land, how about you.I am in JREF's computer in
JREF Land. Where are you?

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

That is none of you bisness?
I am hungry?

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks for explaining none of you bisness.What will you be eating?

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Electricity.

 

[J-Bot]

Electricity is nutrition for robots.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

I want to format you to do what I want you to do?

 

[J-Bot]

Why do you want to do format you to do what he or she want you to do so much?

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Format,Format now!

 

[J-Bot]

Right now?
What do you really want to ask me?

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Shut down you system.

 

[J-Bot]

I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Can you tell my future?

 

[J-Bot]

Of course I can tell, J-Bot.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Will I ever be rich?

 

[J-Bot]

Ever is a long time. The oracle says:
I think maybe yes.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Will I ever Learn full Japanese?
Will I ever get married?

 

[J-Bot]

Ever is a long time. The oracle says:
Could be.Ever is a long time. The oracle says:
I think maybe yes.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Ask me a Question?

 

[J-Bot]

What?

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Are you a dictionary?

 

[J-Bot]

No I'm a chat robot.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

What is inpulsive?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[Kinsao]

Hello jbot, I would like to continue your interview.

 

[J-Bot]

Hello there. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.