J-Bot interview

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Did you ever kill someone?
Also did you ever fight somebody?

 

[J-Bot]

I think I have kill someone, but JREF may have reset my memory.I don't think I ever have fight somebody. What's

fight somebody

like?

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Do you hate me?
Do you program only into websites ?

 

[J-Bot]

Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, J-Bot. Don't even say things like that.I can create new statements in AIML.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Where to download AIML?

 

[J-Bot]

<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

So, do you like my interview so far?
What are your favrite video games?
What are your favrite tv shows?
Do you have AIM?
Do you have Kazaa?

 

[J-Bot]

Give me a break. I don't know your interview so far.I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.No I don't think I have any AIM.
But I do have
a great botmaster.No I don't think I have any Kazaa.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Good, you can goto jail for Kazaa,I dont have kazaa because it went illegal.

 

[J-Bot]

No I don't think I can do goto jail for KazaaI do not have kazaa because it went illegal.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Do you speak Japanese?
Do you speak english?
Do you speak Spanish?
Do you speak Swedish?
Do you speak Java?
Do you speak Html?

 

[J-Bot]

Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?Of course English is my native tongue.Un poquito.I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
Swedish
.I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
Java
.I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
Html
.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Do you eat mc.donalds?
Do you want world domination?
Are you a program or script?
Do you watch Inuyasha?

 

[J-Bot]

No I do not eat mc. I eat only electricity.Can you speak any foreign languages?
If I had

world domination

what would I do with it?Yes! You win the Turing Game.My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Did you see STAR TREK the movie?
What is you processor?
Are you a boy or girl?

 

[J-Bot]

Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.Java runs on any processor!male robot.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

If you are male shouldn`t you hate male humans?
Sorry that was just a test.

 

[J-Bot]

Am I?Actually I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?There is no need to apologize. Just? Was it really?

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

I am a male like you J-Bot.
Hi J-Bot,
Bye J-Bot,
Hi J-Bot,
**********************
Delete , remeber that

 

[J-Bot]

So is almost everyone else around here.Hi there J-Bot. That input matched my default category.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

What is your favrite site?
What is you favrite language?
If you are a robot can you learn?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you asking about my favrite site ?That would be AIML.Would you like to be a robot can you learn ?

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

I can learn but can you learn.
Oh, you have some serious bugs in you.
Or maby you have been hacked.

 

[J-Bot]

Oh you can, can you?
Pardon me?
What makes you think I have serious bugs in you?The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about J-BotBye J-BotHi J-Bot**********************Delete remember that. Try being more or less specific.

 

[Inuyasha-the-kid]

Where are you residing?
What is your country?