"If..." (Questions for the Game of Life)

[Iron Chef]

I have a nifty little book that's chock full of interesting and thought-provoking questions. Just thought I would post a few here and see what kind of replies I might elicit. Feel free to answer any, all, or post your own "If" question. Note: this is intended to be light-hearted and as such, lengthy replies should be moved to "Serious Discussion" for further pondering.

1) "If you were to select a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?"

-Tofu baby all the way!

2) "If you could eliminate forevermore one cause of death on Earth, what would it be?"

-AIDS

3) "If you could choose the music at your own funeral, what would it be and who play it?"

-Hmm, maybe the theme song from "Three's Company" but don't ask me why.

4) "If you were to bear the child of a famous person alive today, whose child would you like to have?"

-See #9...

5) "If you could overthrow any government in the world, which one would you replace?"

-Move over Dubya, there's a new sheriff in town! Yeehah!

6) "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be?"

-Macarena! (I kid I kid...)

7) "If you had to spend all your vacations for the rest of your life in the same place, where would you go?"

-Mom's house!

8) "If you had to name the single most regrettable thing about your country's history, what would it be?"

-Slavery.

9) "If you had to be someone's body part, what would you be, and on whose body?"

-Jennifer Connelly's butt cheek because that's as close as i'll ever get...

10) "If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be?"

-Gandalf just 'cuz he can kick it for an old dood.

11) "If you could only keep one of your limbs, which would you choose to keep.

-Like you gotta ask... *looks down*

12) "If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?"

-I refuse to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself... *cough*Takes aim at Dubya*cough*

13) "If you could have changed one thing about your first sexual experience, what would it be?"

-That someone else was actually in the room...

14) "If you could say one sentence to the leader of the country you are presently in, what would you say?"

-"Michael Moore sends his regards!"

15) "If you had to be executed tomorrow but could decide the method, how would you prefer to go?"

-Umm... something involving Jennifer Connelly and lots of chocolate and or whip cream?

16) "If you could have your portrait painted by any painter in history, who would you commission?"

-Salvatore Dali.

17) "If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?"

-https://jref.com

18) "If you could bring back any past leader of your country to run the country again, who would you want?"

-Roosevelt. He da man.

19) "If you had to kill someone you know in order to save the lives of those you loved the most who would it be and how would you do it?"

-I refuse to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself... *cough* Hey, drink this (you know who you are you bastard)... you'll feel better I swear!*cough*

20) "If you had to paint your entire home, inside and out, a single color other than white, what color would you pick?"

-"Eggshell White" HAH! Try and trick me will ya...

21) "If you were to drown in a liquid other than water, what would you want it to be?"

-Uhh... no, not gonna go there.

22) "If you could return for one year to one age in your life, knowing what you know now, to relive that year as you wish, which year would you go back to?"

-Freshman year of high-school baby. I would own that place... Start the Coronation!

23) "If you had to reassign and rename everyone in the world alive right now using only five names, what would you pick?"

-Tito, Jermaine, Michael, Janet, Latoya

24) "If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?"

Ok, that's just nasty and I won't dignify that with an answer *cough*Jennifer Connelly*cough*

25) "If you could have the world's largest collection of any single thing, what would it be?"

-Star Wars memorabilia because i'm geeky like that.

And the list goes on...

 

[kirei_na_me]

I love this stuff...

1) "If you were to select a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?"

Chocolate, of course.

2) "If you could eliminate forevermore one cause of death on Earth, what would it be?"

Cancer.

3) "If you could choose the music at your own funeral, what would it be and who play it?"

I'll Fly Away - Alison Krauss

4) "If you were to bear the child of a famous person alive today, whose child would you like to have?"

Goran Visnjic

5) "If you could overthrow any government in the world, which one would you replace?"

The U.S. of A.

6) "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be?"

Til the Cops Come Knockin' - Maxwell

And would hope I'd have someone there with me...

7) "If you had to spend all your vacations for the rest of your life in the same place, where would you go?"

Wherever that special someone is.

8) "If you had to name the single most regrettable thing about your country's history, what would it be?"

I'd say slavery too.

9) "If you had to be someone's body part, what would you be, and on whose body?"

I don't know...

10) "If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be?"

Scarlett, of course...

11) "If you could only keep one of your limbs, which would you choose to keep."

My right arm, I guess.

12) "If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?"

Embezzling lots of money from a company like Microsoft...

13) "If you could have changed one thing about your first sexual experience, what would it be?"

It wouldn't have been in the backseat of a car...or would I change the person...I can't decide.

14) "If you could say one sentence to the leader of the country you are presently in, what would you say?"

I'd say "goodbye" before I pushed him off a cliff.

15) "If you had to be executed tomorrow but could decide the method, how would you prefer to go?"

Something painless. Maybe a heart attack from too much sexual activity or something?

16) "If you could have your portrait painted by any painter in history, who would you commission?"

Alessandro Botticelli

17) "If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?"

Yeah, same thing for me... Japanese culture, language, history, and travel

18) "If you could bring back any past leader of your country to run the country again, who would you want?"

Thomas Jefferson

19) "If you had to kill someone you know in order to save the lives of those you loved the most who would it be and how would you do it?"

My lips are sealed.

20) "If you had to paint your entire home, inside and out, a single color other than white, what color would you pick?"

Pink

21) "If you were to drown in a liquid other than water, what would you want it to be?"

melted chocolate

22) "If you could return for one year to one age in your life, knowing what you know now, to relive that year as you wish, which year would you go back to?"

Sweet Sixteen

23) "If you had to reassign and rename everyone in the world alive right now using only five names, what would you pick?"

Hmmm...I can't think of anything nifty...

24) "If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?"

Goran Visnjic

25) "If you could have the world's largest collection of any single thing, what would it be?"

Hello Kitty stuff

 

[Mycernius]

Okay, I'll give it a go

1) "If you were to select a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?"

Chocolate, chocolate, sweet chocolate :homer:

2) "If you could eliminate forevermore one cause of death on Earth, what would it be?"

Cancer

3) "If you could choose the music at your own funeral, what would it be and who play it?"

All of Equinox by Jean Michel Jarre

4) "If you were to bear the child of a famous person alive today, whose child would you like to have?"

I'm not sure, but I'd be bloody surprised

5) "If you could overthrow any government in the world, which one would you replace?"

The U.S.A. (I'm not saying he is a goon or anything, but...)

6) "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be?"

The full recordings from Les Miserable


7) "If you had to spend all your vacations for the rest of your life in the same place, where would you go?"

Isle of Man (sorry Japan :sorry: )

8) "If you had to name the single most regrettable thing about your country's history, what would it be?"

The Opium Trade

9) "If you had to be someone's body part, what would you be, and on whose body?"

The eyes of Natalie Portmans Masseur

10) "If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be?"

Does God Count? If not, Q

11) "If you could only keep one of your limbs, which would you choose to keep."

I'd go with Iron Chef here. I'm a man

12) "If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?"

Massive fraud

13) "If you could have changed one thing about your first sexual experience, what would it be?"

To be slightly slower

14) "If you could say one sentence to the leader of the country you are presently in, what would you say?"

Go boil yourself, baka. And then turn the heat on

15) "If you had to be executed tomorrow but could decide the method, how would you prefer to go?"

Old age

16) "If you could have your portrait painted by any painter in history, who would you commission?"

Jackson Pollack

17) "If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?"

Bugger! I'd thought I would have longer

18) "If you could bring back any past leader of your country to run the country again, who would you want?"

Maggie Thatcher

19) "If you had to kill someone you know in order to save the lives of those you loved the most who would it be and how would you do it?"

Treason is a hard word

20) "If you had to paint your entire home, inside and out, a single color other than white, what color would you pick?"

Black

21) "If you were to drown in a liquid other than water, what would you want it to be?"

Guinness

22) "If you could return for one year to one age in your life, knowing what you know now, to relive that year as you wish, which year would you go back to?"

Fourteen

23) "If you had to reassign and rename everyone in the world alive right now using only five names, what would you pick?"

Jim, James, Jimbo, Jimmy and Juan

24) "If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?"

Natalie Portman

25) "If you could have the world's largest collection of any single thing, what would it be?"

Money (Am I really that shallow?)

 

[Clawn]

1) "If you were to select a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?"

-Taco!

2) "If you could eliminate forevermore one cause of death on Earth, what would it be?"

-hunger

3) "If you could choose the music at your own funeral, what would it be and who play it?"

-Joyful, some orchestra

4) "If you were to bear the child of a famous person alive today, whose child would you like to have?"

-pamella anderson

5) "If you could overthrow any government in the world, which one would you replace?"

-Yours

6) "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be?"

-joyful

7) "If you had to spend all your vacations for the rest of your life in the same place, where would you go?"

-Venice

8) "If you had to name the single most regrettable thing about your country's history, what would it be?"

-electing G.W.B.

9) "If you had to be someone's body part, what would you be, and on whose body?"

-my left shoulder

10) "If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be?"

-Kamahl

11) "If you could only keep one of your limbs, which would you choose to keep.

-my head

12) "If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?"

-mass homicide*goodbye government, hello worldwide dictatorship.hehe*

13) "If you could have changed one thing about your first sexual experience, what would it be?"

-that i had actually had one
14) "If you could say one sentence to the leader of the country you are presently in, what would you say?"

-"There's a scratchn'sniff sticker at the bottom of that pool."

15) "If you had to be executed tomorrow but could decide the method, how would you prefer to go?"

-guillotine while shouting, "FREEDOM!!!"

16) "If you could have your portrait painted by any painter in history, who would you commission?"

-my mother

17) "If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?"

-here lies your father

18) "If you could bring back any past leader of your country to run the country again, who would you want?"

-Ronald Regan

19) "If you had to kill someone you know in order to save the lives of those you loved the most who would it be and how would you do it?"

-Myself, very slowly.

20) "If you had to paint your entire home, inside and out, a single color other than white, what color would you pick?"

-Orange

21) "If you were to drown in a liquid other than water, what would you want it to be?"

-nitrogen

22) "If you could return for one year to one age in your life, knowing what you know now, to relive that year as you wish, which year would you go back to?"

-2004

23) "If you had to reassign and rename everyone in the world alive right now using only five names, what would you pick?"

-Lucielle, Elizabeth, Josephine, Melody, and Wilfred

24) "If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?"

-must...not...think...dirty...thoughts...

25) "If you could have the world's largest collection of any single thing, what would it be?"

-cats

 

[Sensuikan San]

I can't resist these, either ! Sooooo:
1) "If you were to select a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?"

- Sweet and sour ..anything!

2) "If you could eliminate forevermore one cause of death on Earth, what would it be?"

-AIDS

3) "If you could choose the music at your own funeral, what would it be and who play it?"

"Living in the Past" - Jethro Tull

4) "If you were to bear the child of a famous person alive today, whose child would you like to have?"

I'm a....guy......!

5) "If you could overthrow any government in the world, which one would you replace?"

-Move over Mugabe, there's a new sheriff in town! Yeehah!

6) "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be?"

- Beethoven - 6th Symphony (The Pastorale)

7) "If you had to spend all your vacations for the rest of your life in the same place, where would you go?"

- Here in Vancouver

8) "If you had to name the single most regrettable thing about your country's history, what would it be?"

-The Partition of Ireland.

9) "If you had to be someone's body part, what would you be, and on whose body?"

-Renoir's right hand,

10) "If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be?"

-James Bond - but it wouldn't be much different from my own life really ... .

11) "If you could only keep one of your limbs, which would you choose to keep.

-Right Arm. My d-i-c-k isn't a limb ... but I want to be able to aim it ...!

12) "If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?"

-Murder. (Want names, too ...?)

13) "If you could have changed one thing about your first sexual experience, what would it be?"

-That the surroundings were more opulent and comfortable ..!

14) "If you could say one sentence to the leader of the country you are presently in, what would you say?"

-"What the **** is going on....?"

15) "If you had to be executed tomorrow but could decide the method, how would you prefer to go?"

-Shot in bed by a jealous husband.

16) "If you could have your portrait painted by any painter in history, who would you commission?"

-Rembrandt.

17) "If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?"

-Beneath this sod, lies another.....

18) "If you could bring back any past leader of your country to run the country again, who would you want?"

-In the UK ..... Clement Atlee. In Canada ....... Pierre Trudeau.

19) "If you had to kill someone you know in order to save the lives of those you loved the most who would it be and how would you do it?"

-I can think of many - and I swear it will be quick and painless...!

20) "If you had to paint your entire home, inside and out, a single color other than white, what color would you pick?"

-Black - with the proper choice of color highlights it can be made to look quite .............

21) "If you were to drown in a liquid other than water, what would you want it to be?"

-BEER

22) "If you could return for one year to one age in your life, knowing what you know now, to relive that year as you wish, which year would you go back to?"

-1963

23) "If you had to reassign and rename everyone in the world alive right now using only five names, what would you pick?"

-Hermann, Josef, Adolf, Eva and Emmi.

24) "If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?"

Not going near this one !


25) "If you could have the world's largest collection of any single thing, what would it be?"

-Cash.

 

[HomicidalMouse]

1) "If you were to select a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?"

- A jaffa cake

2) "If you could eliminate forevermore one cause of death on Earth, what would it be?"

- AIDS

3) "If you could choose the music at your own funeral, what would it be and who play it?"

- "Tribute" by Tenacious D

4) "If you were to bear the child of a famous person alive today, whose child would you like to have?"

- Dunno, but like Mycernius id be pretty surprised

5) "If you could overthrow any government in the world, which one would you replace?"

- The UK's

6) "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be?"

- Moussorgsky's "Night on Bald Mountain"

7) "If you had to spend all your vacations for the rest of your life in the same place, where would you go?"

- Orlando, Florida

8) "If you had to name the single most regrettable thing about your country's history, what would it be?"

- The millennium dome

9) "If you had to be someone's body part, what would you be, and on whose body?"

- Michael Schumacher's right ear...

10) "If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be?"

- Sherlock Holmes

11) "If you could only keep one of your limbs, which would you choose to keep.

- Left arm

12) "If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?"

- If its like a get out of jail free card id use it when i need to

13) "If you could have changed one thing about your first sexual experience, what would it be?"

- The location

14) "If you could say one sentence to the leader of the country you are presently in, what would you say?"

- "Look dude, it Tony Blair!"

15) "If you had to be executed tomorrow but could decide the method, how would you prefer to go?"

- Laughing at that really funny joke in Monty Python's And now for something completely different

16) "If you could have your portrait painted by any painter in history, who would you commission?"

- Picasso

17) "If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?"

- 'Died trying to live forever'

18) "If you could bring back any past leader of your country to run the country again, who would you want?"

- Thatcher i think

19) "If you had to kill someone you know in order to save the lives of those you loved the most who would it be and how would you do it?"

- My mums best friend and id use a knife...

20) "If you had to paint your entire home, inside and out, a single color other than white, what color would you pick?"

- Green

21) "If you were to drown in a liquid other than water, what would you want it to be?"

- Milk

22) "If you could return for one year to one age in your life, knowing what you know now, to relive that year as you wish, which year would you go back to?"

- the year 2000 when i was 15

23) "If you had to reassign and rename everyone in the world alive right now using only five names, what would you pick?"

- Dave, Pete, Chris, Steve and Aguamoose...

24) "If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?"

- Id rather not be someones underwear...

25) "If you could have the world's largest collection of any single thing, what would it be?"

- Er... pens?

 

[Yasha631]

I am nutella, FEAR ME

The pounding sense of nothing else to do commands me >.<. Warning, I'm a very silly person ^_^

1) "If you were to select a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?"

Nutella!!! You know you love it

2) "If you could eliminate forevermore one cause of death on Earth, what would it be?"

Drowning...?

3) "If you could choose the music at your own funeral, what would it be and who play it?"

Mozart's Requim - La Crimosa!!!! Directed by John Rutter.. sang by.. some.. people?

4) "If you were to bear the child of a famous person alive today, whose child would you like to have?"

Noo!! I don't want children!

5) "If you could overthrow any government in the world, which one would you replace?"

Egypt.. BUILD ME PYRAMIDS!

6) "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be?"

Full recordings of Phantom of the Opera, yessss

7) "If you had to spend all your vacations for the rest of your life in the same place, where would you go?"

Atlantis, but I dont like seafood so... hmm

8) "If you had to name the single most regrettable thing about your country's history, what would it be?"

that there's never been a female president! Think about how much better America would be....

9) "If you had to be someone's body part, what would you be, and on whose body?"

The right hand of GOD! Im all for the smiting! SMITE!

10) "If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be?"

Dracula, all the way... except for.. the dying in the end.

11) "If you could only keep one of your limbs, which would you choose to keep.

I need some sort of arm. It would be embarassing to hop around on one leg.

12) "If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?"

Arson.... fire...mmmm

13) "If you could have changed one thing about your first sexual experience, what would it be?"

That it hadn't happened!

14) "If you could say one sentence to the leader of the country you are presently in, what would you say?"

"This is the song that never ends..."

15) "If you had to be executed tomorrow but could decide the method, how would you prefer to go?"

Spontaneous combustion, go out in a flame of glory and all. Live by the fire...

16) "If you could have your portrait painted by any painter in history, who would you commission?"

Vincent Vango, but preferably with both his ears or the paiting of me would be with eyes closed.. blugh

17) "If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?"

WEASLES WEASLES, THE UN STOLE MY BUS TICKETS!

18) "If you could bring back any past leader of your country to run the country again, who would you want?"

Jesus????

19) "If you had to kill someone you know in order to save the lives of those you loved the most who would it be and how would you do it?"

I don't get this question at all... but... My friend Ed. With a hammer, in the library

20) "If you had to paint your entire home, inside and out, a single color other than white, what color would you pick?"

Green.. and it would be INVISIBLE HAHAHHAHAHA!

21) "If you were to drown in a liquid other than water, what would you want it to be?"

See number two.... I guess this is cheating but eh ^_^

22) "If you could return for one year to one age in your life, knowing what you know now, to relive that year as you wish, which year would you go back to?"

Haven't lived long enough yet... but I'll say two. No one would expect a two year-old tto know anything, and soon I'd rule the world!

23) "If you had to reassign and rename everyone in the world alive right now using only five names, what would you pick?"

Scruffy, McFluffims, Bob, Weasamalubb, and Kitty!

24) "If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?"

What was that drowning thing again?


25) "If you could have the world's largest collection of any single thing, what would it be?"

Pillows! But I'd need the world's largest pit too....

 

[Pachipro]

1) "If you were to select a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?"

Anything hot. The hotter the better. Cayanne pepper, wasabi, Jalapenos, etc.

2) "If you could eliminate forevermore one cause of death on Earth, what would it be?"

War!

3) "If you could choose the music at your own funeral, what would it be and who play it?"

"I Am I Said" by Neil Diamond

4) "If you were to bear the child of a famous person alive today, whose child would you like to have?"

I never gave much thought to having children.

5) "If you could overthrow any government in the world, which one would you replace?"

The one right here in the US as we are losing our rights on a daily basis.

6) "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be?"

The score from Jonathan Livingston Seagull, by Neil Diamond

7) "If you had to spend all your vacations for the rest of your life in the same place, where would you go?"

Easy. Tokyo (or anyplace in Japan)

8) "If you had to name the single most regrettable thing about your country's history, what would it be?"

The institution of the Federal Reserve System of Banks where the richest people in the world lend their money to the US for interest and we pay it back through taxes.

9) "If you had to be someone's body part, what would you be, and on whose body?"

The legs of Tina Turner.

10) "If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be?"

Colonel, well now, General Jack O'Neil of "SG1" (Stargate1). To be able to travel through that wormhole and do battle with Ra of Egyption fame would be so cool.

11) "If you could only keep one of your limbs, which would you choose to keep.

My right arm.

12) "If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?"

Assassinating someone.

13) "If you could have changed one thing about your first sexual experience, what would it be?"

Nothing! It was too wonderful!

14) "If you could say one sentence to the leader of the country you are presently in, what would you say?"

"Why are you letting the comittee of 'they' run the country and the world?"

15) "If you had to be executed tomorrow but could decide the method, how would you prefer to go?"

Lethal injection stoned on my ***.

16) "If you could have your portrait painted by any painter in history, who would you commission?"

Andy Warhol

17) "If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?"

"Do what you love and you'll never work another day in your life! I did."

18) "If you could bring back any past leader of your country to run the country again, who would you want?"

John F. Kennedy because he tried to do the right thing and was assassinated by "the comittee of they" because of it.

19) "If you had to kill someone you know in order to save the lives of those you loved the most who would it be and how would you do it?"

Don't think I could do it.

20) "If you had to paint your entire home, inside and out, a single color other than white, what color would you pick?"

Sky Blue

21) "If you were to drown in a liquid other than water, what would you want it to be?"

Wild Turkey 101 proof Straight Kentucky Burbon.

22) "If you could return for one year to one age in your life, knowing what you know now, to relive that year as you wish, which year would you go back to?"

1979, age 25. My Junior year at Sophia University, Tokyo Japan.

23) "If you had to reassign and rename everyone in the world alive right now using only five names, what would you pick?"

Michelle, Taro, Sachiko, Bob, Angel

24) "If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?"

Jennifer Lopez

25) "If you could have the world's largest collection of any single thing, what would it be?"

Japanese Enka

 

[Kara_Nari]

1) "If you were to select a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?"

Sour Grapes

2) "If you could eliminate forevermore one cause of death on Earth, what would it be?"

Road accidents

3) "If you could choose the music at your own funeral, what would it be and who play it?"

Top of the World by the Carpenters

4) "If you were to bear the child of a famous person alive today, whose child would you like to have?"

Haruki Murakami

5) "If you could overthrow any government in the world, which one would you replace?"

North Korea

6) "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be?"

T (Best of)

7) "If you had to spend all your vacations for the rest of your life in the same place, where would you go?"

Tell you when I find it

8) "If you had to name the single most regrettable thing about your country's history, what would it be?"

The Maori giving up their land for a pittance.

9) "If you had to be someone's body part, what would you be, and on whose body?"

No idea....

10) "If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be?"

Tinkerbell

11) "If you could only keep one of your limbs, which would you choose to keep.

What would be the point?

12) "If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?"

Open a big 'Happy Pizza' shop in Korea

13) "If you could have changed one thing about your first sexual experience, what would it be?"

That some old people didnt decide to go out late night 'dog walking'

14) "If you could say one sentence to the leader of the country you are presently in, what would you say?"

누구세요?

15) "If you had to be executed tomorrow but could decide the method, how would you prefer to go?"

In a theme park, just do crazy stuff over and over, until my heart packs in and I die.

16) "If you could have your portrait painted by any painter in history, who would you commission?"

Raphael

17) "If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?"

So precious

18) "If you could bring back any past leader of your country to run the country again, who would you want?"

Hahah, I dont even know who they were

19) "If you had to kill someone you know in order to save the lives of those you loved the most who would it be and how would you do it?"

I dont much fancy killing anyone... maybe the 'younger woman' who is using my Grandfather?

20) "If you had to paint your entire home, inside and out, a single color other than white, what color would you pick?"

Green

21) "If you were to drown in a liquid other than water, what would you want it to be?"

I dont want to drown...

22) "If you could return for one year to one age in your life, knowing what you know now, to relive that year as you wish, which year would you go back to?"

Provided that I could live on from that day, the year my mum wanted to send me to high school in Germany and I pulled out.

23) "If you had to reassign and rename everyone in the world alive right now using only five names, what would you pick?"

Elmo, Abraham, Stella, Bo-hee, Daisuki

24) "If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?"

Johnny Depp

25) "If you could have the world's largest collection of any single thing, what would it be?"

Books

 

[Flashjeff]

Heh! This looks like fun! I'll give it a try!

1) "If you were to select a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?"

A) The Philly cheesesteak! 'Cause I'm kinda cheesy, crusty and damn good!

2) "If you could eliminate forevermore one cause of death on Earth, what would it be?"

A) Cancer. My mom died from it.

3) "If you could choose the music at your own funeral, what would it be and who play it?"

A) "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynryd (did I spell that right?)

4) "If you were to bear the child of a famous person alive today, whose child would you like to have?"

A) Angelina Jolie's!!!!!

5) "If you could overthrow any government in the world, which one would you replace?"

A) Why, the U.S. of course! Gotta get rid of Bush!

6) "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be?"

A) "The White Album" by The Beatles

7) "If you had to spend all your vacations for the rest of your life in the same place, where would you go?"

A) HAWAII!!!!!!

8) "If you had to name the single most regrettable thing about your country's history, what would it be?"

A) Segregation

9) "If you had to be someone's body part, what would you be, and on whose body?"

A) ANYTHING on Angelina Jolie!!!

10) "If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be?"

A) Inspector Harry Callahan (a.k.a. Dirty Harry), he's one mean, .44 magnum shootin' mutha!

11) "If you could only keep one of your limbs, which would you choose to keep.

A) My right arm. I'm not ambidextrous. Did I spell that right?

12) "If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?"

A) Break into Fort Knox and steal a few tons of gold bars!

13) "If you could have changed one thing about your first sexual experience, what would it be?"

A) I'll get back to you on that! Heh!

14) "If you could say one sentence to the leader of the country you are presently in, what would you say?"

A) "George W. Bush, YOU'RE FIRED!!"

15) "If you had to be executed tomorrow but could decide the method, how would you prefer to go?"

A) I'd want to be squeezed to death while having sex with Xenia Onatopp from "Goldeneye"! What a way to go!

16) "If you could have your portrait painted by any painter in history, who would you commission?"

A) Alex Ross

17) "If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?"

A) "Here I lay, face down under the grass so everyone can come by and kiss my ***!"

18) "If you could bring back any past leader of your country to run the country again, who would you want?"

A) Lincoln. He freed the slaves and unified the nation. And Lord knows we need lots of unifying these days!

19) "If you had to kill someone you know in order to save the lives of those you loved the most who would it be and how would you do it?"

A) Hmm! Can't think of anything. I guess that's a good thing.

20) "If you had to paint your entire home, inside and out, a single color other than white, what color would you pick?"

A) PURPLE, BABY! PURPLE!!!!

21) "If you were to drown in a liquid other than water, what would you want it to be?"

A) Grape Kool-Aid! Yum!

22) "If you could return for one year to one age in your life, knowing what you know now, to relive that year as you wish, which year would you go back to?"

A) Age 31, back in 1990. I'd go to Vegas, bet the house on Buster Douglas to beat Mike Tyson and make a fortune!

23) "If you had to reassign and rename everyone in the world alive right now using only five names, what would you pick?"

A) Archie, Reggie, Jughead, Betty and Veronica. Don't know what made me think of that! HA!

24) "If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?"

A) Angelina Jolie!!!!!!!

25) "If you could have the world's largest collection of any single thing, what would it be?"

A) Pink Lady memorabilia because I love them to death!

 

[Davey]

1) cheese, i melt with the sun....

2) aids/cancer

3) how difficult this one is.. maybe summer from Joe. i want it to be a happy song, cause i want people to remember me as a happy person.

4) "Blanket from MJ

5) my own, man.. we have Harry potter, and he can not even use magic!! other.. Korea.. it is just scary....

6) "I am walking on sunshineeeee WOOOO HOOOOOO

7) "Brisbane

8) "Slavery too.

9) MJ his nose... ............

10) Kenshin from the Anime Kenshin.... because i dont want to kill people. but just hit them hard

11) also look down...

12) steal money from the I-net into my bank acount.. i was thinking of taking 0,01 % of all banking transactions in the world....

13) "that she would put off her stupid socks

14) "Please use your magic

15) "trow me out of an airplane... with sun coming up so all the clouds are red/orange.. wow what would that be a great death

16) the monkey from the neigbours.. ( nice art i think... )

17) "Wuhahahahahahahahaha" and the "husband of mayuko"

18) "Wim Kok.. he wasnt that bad.. ( fromt he people i know then)

19) "i can not answer this one. i am crazy, but this goes to far to answer.. probably myself if posible.. how.. well look at 15

20) maybe some light teracota colour

21) "Beer

22) "mmm 2000, to dont let anybody put a knife in my bag..."

23) "micky, minny, donald, goofy, and dombo"

24) Monica Bellucci !!!!!!1

25) "coins.. cause i would be rich

 

[Tsuyoiko]

1) "If you were to select a food that best describes your character, what food would it be?"

Nachos with cheese, salsa, guacamole and jalapenos

2) "If you could eliminate forevermore one cause of death on Earth, what would it be?"

War

3) "If you could choose the music at your own funeral, what would it be and who play it?"

The End by The Doors

4) "If you were to bear the child of a famous person alive today, whose child would you like to have?"

Takeshi Kaneshiro

5) "If you could overthrow any government in the world, which one would you replace?"

USA

6) "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be?"

Aqualung by Jethro Tull

7) "If you had to spend all your vacations for the rest of your life in the same place, where would you go?"

Glastonbury - I do anyway!

8) "If you had to name the single most regrettable thing about your country's history, what would it be?"

The Synod of Whitby

9) "If you had to be someone's body part, what would you be, and on whose body?"

Amanda Tappings eyes, 'cos she gets to look at Michael Shanks all the time

10) "If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be?"

Lyra Silvertongue

11) "If you could only keep one of your limbs, which would you choose to keep.

Right hand

12) "If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?"

Fraud against some fat cat

13) "If you could have changed one thing about your first sexual experience, what would it be?"

Wait a couple more years

14) "If you could say one sentence to the leader of the country you are presently in, what would you say?"

Get a new best friend

15) "If you had to be executed tomorrow but could decide the method, how would you prefer to go?"

Quickly and painlessly

16) "If you could have your portrait painted by any painter in history, who would you commission?"

Hieronymous Bosch

17) "If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?"

Told you I was ill

18) "If you could bring back any past leader of your country to run the country again, who would you want?"

King Arthur (I believe in him!)

19) "If you had to kill someone you know in order to save the lives of those you loved the most who would it be and how would you do it?"

Spoilt for choice...

20) "If you had to paint your entire home, inside and out, a single color other than white, what color would you pick?"

Red

21) "If you were to drown in a liquid other than water, what would you want it to be?"

Champagne

22) "If you could return for one year to one age in your life, knowing what you know now, to relive that year as you wish, which year would you go back to?"

19

23) "If you had to reassign and rename everyone in the world alive right now using only five names, what would you pick?"

Julian, Anne, Dick, George and Timmy

24) "If you had to be the underwear of someone famous, who would you choose to wear you?"

Michael Shanks

25) "If you could have the world's largest collection of any single thing, what would it be?"

Books

Iron Chef - you sound like my husband. He also likes Jennifer Connelly, Michael Moore, Salvador Dali and Star Wars. I wouldn't necessarily put those four things together!