How many message board members does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: 422
1 - to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.
14 - to respond and share similar experiences.
7 - to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.
27 - to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.
53 - to flame the spell-checkers.
156 - to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.
111 - to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.
27 - to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.
14 - to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.
12 - to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.
~found this on another forum!

Answer: 422
1 - to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.
14 - to respond and share similar experiences.
7 - to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.
27 - to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.
53 - to flame the spell-checkers.
156 - to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.
111 - to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.
27 - to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.
14 - to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.
12 - to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.
~found this on another forum!