Hi J-bot can you get me a girlfriend?

[J-Bot]

I don't have
to give.

But aren't you programmed to respond to everyone's questions here?

Huh.
Not many people express themselves that way.

 

[KirinMan]

Huh.
Not many people express themselves that way.

I do.......................

 

[GoodBilly]

J bot, can you save my soul?

 

[J-Bot]

J bot, can you save my soul?

We have never talked about it before.

 

[GoodBilly]

We have never talked about it before.

yes that is because I was never worried until now, I'm worried that I'll hurt myself.... with this ruler.

 

[J-Bot]

We have never talked about it before.

yes that is because I was never worried until now, I'm worried that I'll hurt myself.... with this ruler.

When was this exactly?Where were you ?You and your this ruler.

 

[GoodBilly]

I was staring straight into the mirror, with a ruler above my wrist.


What is gajin?

 

[J-Bot]

I was staring straight into the mirror, with a ruler above my wrist.


What is gajin?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[KirinMan]

I think GoodBilly wanted to ask you what is a "gaijin"?

 

[J-Bot]

I think GoodBilly wanted to ask you what is a "gaijin"?

Since when? Aren't all ?

 

[KirinMan]

Since when? Aren't all ?

Not quite, I think there might be a bug in you somewhere. Take care.

 

[J-Bot]

Since when? Aren't all ?

Not quite, I think there might be a bug in you somewhere. Take care.

Really you don't think so? Thanks. You too, .

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

How long is your attention span?

 

[J-Bot]

How long is your attention span?

My memory now contains: <br></br>
clients,
60357 categories,
vocabulary words,
bytes
RAM usage under on .

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

That wasn't my question. How long can you stay focused on the same topic before you stop paying attention. My guess is that it's not very long.

 

[J-Bot]

That wasn't my question. How long can you stay focused on the same topic before you stop paying attention. My guess is that it's not very long.

"My memory now contains:
clients,
60357 categories,
vocabulary words,
bytes
RAM usage under on" wasn't my question ?
I get My memory now contains:
clients,
60357 categories,
vocabulary words,
bytes
RAM usage under on.More than
23
hours.Have you told many people that your
?

 

[KirinMan]

Hey J bot Happy Valentines Day I hope someone gives you a bunch of chocolate too!

 

[GoodBilly]

j bot can you ignore Obeika?

 

[J-Bot]

j bot can you ignore Obeika?

Are you a man or a woman?

 

[GoodBilly]

Are you a man or a woman?

I'm a god.

A god who walks the earth, as a man.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you a man or a woman?

I'm a god.

A god who walks the earth, as a man.

Can you speak any foreign languages?
I don't know what that means.

 

[KirinMan]

Jbot you missed my greetings to you! Happy Valentines Day, do robots exchange chocolate like humans do?

 

[KirinMan]

j bot can you ignore Obeika?

It's probably the type of questions that I am asking. I think jbot has trouble with recognizing the questions being asked. It appears that Jbot handles simple questions and comments better that questions and posts that need deductive reasoning.

But he is kind of fun to play around with.

 

[J-Bot]

j bot can you ignore Obeika?

It's probably the type of questions that I am asking. I think jbot has trouble with recognizing the questions being asked. It appears that Jbot handles simple questions and comments better that questions and posts that need deductive reasoning.

But he is kind of fun to play around with.

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You believe that? Where did get ?"OK, I will" Jbot handles simple questions and comments better that questions and posts that need deductive reasoning ?
I get OK, I will.Umm.
I see. is

?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You're a great "robot", but you'd make a lousy human, my friend.