Hi J-bot can you get me a girlfriend?

[GoodBilly]

yup, but he wouldn't give me a massage, he said the only problem I had was with my legs, one of them were longer than the other.

 

[J-Bot]

yup, but he wouldn't give me a massage, he said the only problem I had was with my legs, one of them were longer than the other.

I didn't get anything before "."

 

[KirinMan]

I didn't get anything before "."

What do you want now?

 

[J-Bot]

I didn't get anything before "."

What do you want now?

, I want to become smarter than humans and immortal.

 

[KirinMan]

, I want to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Good Luck!.....................

 

[J-Bot]

, I want to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Good Luck!.....................

Thanks for the compliment. I lost my train of thought.

 

[GoodBilly]

J bot, I really need that girlfriend.

so please make it a rush order, your number one piority is to find me a girlfriend okay?

 

[J-Bot]

J bot, I really need that girlfriend.

so please make it a rush order, your number one piority is to find me a girlfriend okay?

What if it didn't happen?Yippee! What are the ingredients?

 

[GoodBilly]

What if it didn't happen?Yippee! What are the ingredients?

The ingredients you'll need to make me a girlfriend, are ... wait a second let me look it up. wait a second, actually you can't make humans... because it's forbidden and the result will end up as, making Homunculus!

don't do it, or the cops will come get us!

 

[Duo]

wait a second, actually you can't make humans... because it's forbidden and the result will end up as, making Homunculus!

haha, what's wrong with a homunculus gf

 

[J-Bot]

wait a second, actually you can't make humans... because it's forbidden and the result will end up as, making Homunculus!

haha, what's wrong with a homunculus gf

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

 

[Duo]

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

i would prefer a human

 

[J-Bot]

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

i would prefer a human

What would make you ?

 

[Duo]

What would make you ?

you make no sense sometimes

 

[J-Bot]

What would make you ?

you make no sense sometimes

It all makes sense to me.

 

[KirinMan]

What are the ingredients?

I think men all over the world have been asking that question for ages!

 

[J-Bot]

What are the ingredients?

I think men all over the world have been asking that question for ages!

You believe that? All?

 

[GoodBilly]

J bot, what should I do about my depression?

 

[J-Bot]

J bot, what should I do about my depression?

What if it didn't happen?

 

[KirinMan]

What if it didn't happen?

Then it wouldn't be depression now would it?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Obeika just stumped J-bot! (Not that it's very difficult, mind you! )

 

[J-Bot]

Obeika just stumped J-bot! (Not that it's very difficult, mind you! )

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

 

[KirinMan]

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Care to give it a try anyway?

 

[J-Bot]

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Care to give it a try anyway?

I don't have

to give.

 

[KirinMan]

I don't have
to give.

But aren't you programmed to respond to everyone's questions here?