Hello from Pittsburgh!

[bailmoney27]

Hi everybody! My name is Bailey from Pittsburgh. I've been interested in Japanese culture since I was very young (having 3 Japanese friends really helped) and hope to move to Japan after college. I'm just starting to explore my options for language study, so that'll probably take up my first few posts. I look forward to meeting some friends here! :joyful:

 

[Mike Cash]

Nice to meet you. You don't have any felony convictions, do you?

 

[bailmoney27]

Nice to meet you. You don't have any felony convictions, do you?

Hahaha, nope. Old nickname that's stuck with me since high school.

 

[Mike Cash]

Hahaha, nope. Old nickname that's stuck with me since high school.

I thought it was something like that. But since a felony history would prevent you entering Japan I thought it best to be sure.

 

[bailmoney27]

I thought it was something like that. But since a felony history would prevent you entering Japan I thought it best to be sure.

Yep, definitely don't want that on my record. I wouldn't last a minute in prison.

 

[Mike Cash]

Yep, definitely don't want that on my record. I wouldn't last a minute in prison.

You might be quite popular, who knows?

 

[bailmoney27]

You might be quite popular, who knows?

With a nickname like mine... maybe! But I'd rather not find out, I hear the food sucks.

 

[Razahia]

Depends on the Prison, I know of some that I hear serve food better than what I eat.

 

[bailmoney27]

Depends on the Prison, I know of some that I hear serve food better than what I eat.

I hear the prisons in Sweden are quite nice. Any issues with lounging in a government-owned IKEA showroom?

 

[Mike Cash]

I hear the prisons in Sweden are quite nice. Any issues with lounging in a government-owned IKEA showroom?

They make you put it together yourself.

 

[Razahia]

They make you put it together yourself.

With no manual I'd assume. The horror!

 

[Dotanbatan]

They make you put it together yourself.

With no manual I'd assume. The horror!

You could always convert your shiv into an allen key !