Funny pics of Japan

While I am certainly no Japan basher, I cannot deny that some utterly ridiculous things can be found in this country that, even I, someone who can find more ridiculousness in my own country than most, have to admit that japan contains an extra-ordinary amount of silliness.

Here are some pics I have collected over the years.



Jewnail...because one Jewish fingernail is worth more than one million Arabs! (No offense to our Arab friends. Just abusing that stupid quote).



If you look closely, you can see that these sandals have a tag claiming they are waterproof...erm....no. That is the insole you see through the straps.



When you really need some @$$, think D'asses!



And when you really need to battle One Piece of @$$, think BATTLE CARDDASS!

Feel free to add your own, or give me better taglines.

On a pair of slacks:



When you really don't want to work, FWORK!



Delivering fresh, hot staff right to your backdoor!

Ouch!

Take one step closer as you pee! Gee, thanks for that tip!



What's funny about this one?

That there is actually a need in Japan for a sign telling people NOT to pee here!

Doctored pics are not really pics of Japan are they?

I think the only one above not doctored was the man in the high school girl outfit, except for Hello Titty which was manufactured entirely and probably not by a Japanese.

I mean they are all funny, but don't really fit the thread.

On a vending machine:



Okay, I will do the pose and take your money...but that disgusting cigarette shall NOT touch my lips!!! How do you think I got these biceps anyway?? By smoking? Bwahahaha!