Mwahahahahahahahahahah!
And seeing as how I'm a bit bored, I'm doing this for my rat!

:
Ryuichi: Insurance Fraudster (

naughty boy! ...I hope he shares with his food provider...xDDD)
Ryu: ...Who are you kidding, you work? (He does too! Sleeping, eating, being a brat, being lazy, begging for food, being petted, being pampered, pissing all over the place, et cetera is HARD work!)
Ryu-rat: Human Shield (like Hell!

He's not being no human's shield! Unless it's meant as a HUMAN acting as a shield. I think he'd suck majorly at that one to say the very least...

Not like he'd be any better at the first one mind you.)
Ryu-brat: Office numpty (ummm...Right?

)
Now that I've got that one out of my system...-slinks away-