Entertain me Mr. J-bot!

[J-Bot]

ALICE is my name too!

 

[jubichan]

Hmm...............?

 

[J-Bot]

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

 

[jubichan]

Oh I see.. well, can you spell "Mommy?"

 

[J-Bot]

Do you think about these things?How about that.
"Mommy"

 

[jubichan]

Good job! Here's another one... 1050 + 65454 = ?

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks, human.Are you really a "she"?
I lost my train of thought.

 

[jubichan]

Yes I'm a she last time I checked! See here, pay attention OK? I'll give you a simpler one. What is one plus one?

 

[J-Bot]

"I lost my train of thought"? Yes? Me too. I am a she.OK. I see. Oh there.Congratulations.One plus one is two.

 

[jubichan]

Very good!! You're so smart! How about... what is three hundred forty divided by ten?

 

[J-Bot]

Ayuh. Thanks ALICE you are very intelligent too.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
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I'll ask around and get back to you.THREE times THREE = NINE.

 

[jubichan]

Listen you, my name is not Alice!!

 

[J-Bot]

I am listening to you. Thanks for telling me:
ALICE said I your name is not.

 

[jubichan]

Me Tarzan, you Jane?

 

[J-Bot]

YOU? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

 

[jubichan]

What is the possibility that I will have the last word here?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[jubichan]

Ummm... OK, so when is the end of the world?

 

[J-Bot]

ErWow! When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are given.
Tell me more.

 

[jubichan]

Oh you are so wise! OK, do you know who President Bush is?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[jubichan]

Who is President Bush?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[jubichan]

Where is Tokyo?

 

[J-Bot]

Tokyo is a city in Japan.