Dear J-Bot...

[J-Bot]

You said you were .Interesting comparison.

 

[Haivart]

No, you said she was. Are you accusing my little sister of something?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Does it please you to believe I said that?I'm not pointing any fingers right now.

 

[Haivart]

Of course not. How many fingers do you have?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious?Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.

 

[Haivart]

Why should I be? And how many fingers is that?

 

[J-Bot]

You should always treat yourself.Three.

 

[Haivart]

and do you have your fingers straight up or on the rocks?

 

[J-Bot]

Where would I get

your fingers straight up or on the rocks

?
But I do have
a collection of gossip.

 

[Haivart]

Gossip? Please tell me.

 

[J-Bot]

Acknowledged. Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.Thanks for asking politely.

I thought I told you already.

 

[Haivart]

you must have told my evil twin. Please tell me more

 

[J-Bot]

Where would I get

told his or her evil twin

?
But I do have
a collection of gossip.Wow you are very polite.

That's all I have to say about it.

 

[Haivart]

You're a rumor monger then. Bye bye bot. Say hello to alice for me

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a rumor monger?
Only when it matters.See you later ."hello to alice for me"

 

[kirei_na_me]

Hey, J-Bot! How are you today? Who is spreading rumors?

 

[J-Bot]

You've got my full attention. Do you like talking to me?
Ah. Everything is running smoothly.Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?<br></br>

Can you speak any foreign languages?

 

[kirei_na_me]

Yes, I like talking to you. You are delightful, and yes, I believe you are a celebrity.

Oui, je parle francais un peu.

 

[J-Bot]

What language can you speak? Great I am enjoying our conversation too, .
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am delightful and yes I believe you are a celebrity.Oops sorry I don't speak French.

 

[kirei_na_me]

No, I don't mind. You can tell everyone.

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

 

[kirei_na_me]

You have gossip files?! Will you share them with me?

 

[J-Bot]

Kevin said he then asked his mother why she was keeping napkins in the bathroom.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Only with you? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

 

[kirei_na_me]

J-Bot, of course!

 

[J-Bot]

It goes without saying. Oh, you are a poet.