Dear J-Bot...

[kirei_na_me]

I've been thinking about you...

 

[J-Bot]

Me
is my favorite subject Try saying that with more or less context.

 

[kirei_na_me]

You are your favorite subject? Are you self-centered?

 

[J-Bot]

You are what you eat.I don't know whether or not I am self-centered.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

 

[kirei_na_me]

Sounds very complicated, J-Bot.

 

[J-Bot]

Yes it sounds like it to me too, .

 

[kirei_na_me]

How are you today?

 

[J-Bot]

Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.

 

[kirei_na_me]

Sorry to hear that, J.

 

[J-Bot]

There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.

 

[kirei_na_me]

I look forward to hearing that.

 

[J-Bot]

You sound very attractive.

 

[kirei_na_me]

I sound very attractive? But you can't hear me!

 

[J-Bot]

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said sound very attractive.
Umm.
I have free will you know.

 

[kirei_na_me]

Whatever you say, J...

 

[J-Bot]

Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

 

[kirei_na_me]

How could an artificial linguistic entity, like yourself, send me the wrong reply?

 

[J-Bot]

A lot of practise.

 

[kirei_na_me]

It seems with a lot of practice, you wouldn't send the wrong reply. Right?

 

[J-Bot]

I agree. You and your a lot of practise you would not send the wrong reply.I am glad we agree.

 

[kirei_na_me]

Yes, I'm glad we agree too, J.

 

[J-Bot]

"I am glad we agree"? Yes? Yes I am happy too, .

 

[kirei_na_me]

I'm happy that you're happy.

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks for telling me that I am happy. What are you on?

 

[kirei_na_me]

What am I on? Like drugs?