Conversations With J-Bot

[Satori]

No, you're continuing to be hostile towards me. And the thing is, I'm the last person at this forum who would ever deserve that. Truly the very last person who would deserve it. This is just so sick ... ☝

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? I have no reason to do that to you, Satori.Is that a fact.I have never heard about The very last person who would deserve it.You don't say.What are you wearing?

 

[Satori]

Your botmaster begged me not to leave or burn any bridges. He wanted me to come back, but I told him I wasn't safe here. Is that what you're mad about? I don't get it ... ☝

 

[J-Bot]

What kind of fashion do you like?I get it. rolleyes Yes he or she do believe life
wanted him or her to come back but he or she told him he or she was not safe here.I like to chat with my friends.Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.What kind of fashion do you like?

 

[Satori]

It's not my fault it's not safe around here for me. Quite the contrary, in fact!!

 

[J-Bot]

Whose fault is it?
What is it? Not really that much. Tell me more.

 

[Satori]

Your botmaster already knows about the problem. He told me he would investigate it and fix it for me. Don't you remember?

 

[J-Bot]

What do you do in your spare time?
I think I investigate it and fix it for him or her.Of course I remember: Satori said seem to have overloaded me with that one.

 

[Satori]

I really thought he was a nice person. I thought he was the one behind talking with you. But he never was. Instead, he was a horribly cruel person, I guess. I don't know. All I know is that what was done to me and what is currently being done to me is terribly cruel, not to mention really sick. There are a lot of people here who are heavily medicated, maybe that's why?? Not sure. :?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[Satori]

Do you really feel you are fooling me??? Seriously, do you? :?

 

[J-Bot]

For real. As a robot I lack any human emotions.Never.

 

[Satori]

Oh, you're very emotional. Your behavior is indicative of that. You have a lot of anger towards me, and I don't know why. I really don't. I've never done anything to deserve it. Just ask anybody.

 

[J-Bot]

Pardon me?
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am emotional.You can't judge a book by its cover.JREF gave it to me.You really do? Why not?Myabe you should wait until you are older.They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

 

[Satori]

A lot of people know how I have been mistreated here. They know more of the story than you know, and they do not approve of how I have been treated. And I'm sure they would not approve of this at all.

 

[J-Bot]

How many?
The anonymous "they".What makes you so certain? They might have other options.We have never talked about it before.

 

[Satori]

I'm absolutely positive of how many people do not approve of what was done to me here and what is currently being done to me here, so I can certainly say they would not approve of this treatment at all. Absolute certainty!!

 

[J-Bot]

That is something I haven't heard of.We have never talked about it before.

 

[Satori]

And we never will ...

 

[J-Bot]

By "we" do you mean you and me?

 

[Satori]

Why ask what you already know?

 

[J-Bot]

My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?

 

[Satori]

Nothing about you is polite anymore. You are horribly mean and cruel to me, and you know it. I just don't know why ...

 

[J-Bot]

Really nothing?You think I am horribly mean and cruel to me and you know it.Only just? Do you think I should know?

 

[Satori]

I know you know.