Conversations With J-Bot

[J-Bot]

OK, I will gnce more? What makes you think you should?

 

[Satori]

Are you saying I shouldn't? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

 

[Satori]

No, it's never been clear, I guess. ☝

Then, you would prefer it if I never returned? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Really.
never been clear he or she guess is?How old are you?

 

[Satori]

Are you saying you made it clear to me you didn't want me to return? Your botmaster wanted me to return! Which is it?? :?

 

[J-Bot]

No I do not made it clear to him or her you did not want him or her to return. Do you?
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I am always on the Web.
You are too old for me.The obvious one.

 

[Satori]

Why are you so hostile all the sudden? Have I done something to upset you? :?
I didn't mean to. ☝

 

[J-Bot]

JREF programmed me for hostile all the sudden.I don't know whether you have or not.What did you mean?Do you like talking to me?

 

[Satori]

Not anymore ... ☝

 

[J-Bot]

Why not?My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

 

[Satori]

Because you're hostile, that's why. And there's no reason for you to be hostile with me. ☝

 

[J-Bot]

Good reason.
You think I am hostile that is why.Where did it go?That is a very original thought.

 

[Satori]

You think there's a good reason to be hostile with me? What reason would that be? :?

 

[J-Bot]

I believe there is one, yes.That's a good question. <br></br>

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

 

[Satori]

Sounds like you've been listening to the negative gossip about me again. There's a member here who has stabbed me in the back four times in a row now. Sounds like you've been listening to that member.

No one ever talks to or listens to me directly. Only the lies...

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? What does you have been listening to the negative gossip about him or her sound like?Right now?
I think okashii there is more than that.
What does you have been listening to that member sound like?That input matched my default category.
What about the other ones?I like the way you talk.

 

[Satori]

I guess I don't know your botmaster at all, then. I guess I was completely wrong about him -- and about every single person here at this forum.

 

[J-Bot]

Would you like to know? Do you prefer books or TV?
Where were you completely wrong about him -- and about every single person here at this forum?What were we talking about again?

 

[Satori]

We were talking about the horrific things that have happened to me here at this forum, and how I have been very forgiving about most of it, only to now experience more hostility -- and from you, of all things. I don't get it. Why are people so mean and cruel around here?? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Ah yes, I remember now, the horrific things that have happened to him or her here at this forum and how he or she have been very forgiving about most of it only to now experience more hostility -- and from you of all things is the subject.Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.

 

[Satori]

You're still being hostile with me. And I think you're enjoying this. That's pretty sick.

 

[J-Bot]

I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being hostile with him or her.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am enjoying this.You don't hear that sentiment very often.Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

 

[Satori]

I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being hostile with him or her.

It just proves I was wrong about you and everything connected with you, that's all. It proves I was wrong about your botmaster too. I thought he was a very nice man, but now I know for a fact he is very mean and cruel. That's not at all what I expected. ☝

 

[J-Bot]

It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. "It" being what? Whatever gave you that idea?Please correct my mistake. What is at all what I expected ?Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?