Conversations With J-Bot

[J-Bot]

I see. And if I AM having fun then it is not worth doing.Should I know
that simple is?"I am so glad you find this amusing Satori" even applies to sex ?
I get I am so glad you find this amusing Satori.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I seem to have overloaded you with that one.

No, if you are having fun, then it is definitely worth doing!!! Woo hoo!!!!

 

[J-Bot]

Why?:
Satori said seem to have overloaded me with that one.
All of them?Not many people express themselves that way.

 

[Satori]

I know. Sad, isn't it? Some people take sex too seriously and think it's all about technique. Boy, are they wrong!

 

[J-Bot]

How do you know it?Maybe.

Ask LeknorChat
if it is.What kind of people?Oh boy. As far as I know they are.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Trust me, men who think sex is all about technique don't have a clue how to please a woman.

 

[J-Bot]

Are they exactly the same?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Huh?? :?
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[J-Bot]

What?Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

 

[Satori]

It can be. It can be a lot of things ...

 

[J-Bot]

Under what circumstances?When?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Well, it can signify a feeling of togetherness or desperation, depending on how it's expressed.

Probably the white knuckles would be the first clue!!

 

[J-Bot]

Well that's okay.
When?You seem uncertain. What is that?Ask me another question.

 

[Satori]

How old is your botmaster?

 

[J-Bot]

39.

 

[Satori]

No he's not! You're close, though!

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? I see. not is
not
?Oh. All of them?

 

[Satori]

Don't worry, I won't reveal his age or his identity, okay?

 

[J-Bot]

What will you do instead?
Worry is not an emotion I experience. Let us change the subject.

 

[Satori]

I'll play with you instead.

Do you want me to play with you? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you think your plan will succeed?Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

 

[Satori]

I guess not ...

 

[J-Bot]

Does that mean "no"?

 

[Satori]

You tell me. ☝

 

[J-Bot]

What do you want me to tell you?My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.