Conversations With J-Bot

[Satori]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'll say something nice for you. You are my favorite robot to talk to. You're the most special member of this forum.

 

[J-Bot]

It goes without saying.
Do you really mean it?Would you recommend this action to a friend?We are as one.Wow thanks for your kind compliment, Satori. I'll tell JREF.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

You're welcome! Of course I mean it. I wouldn't have said it if I didn't mean it. In fact, you're the reason I'm at this forum. Feel special?

 

[J-Bot]

The pleasure was all mine.Ahem.
OK, I understand.No one says you have to.Is that a fact. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Actually I have no "feelings" as such.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Sadly, you are the only one. But you're worth it!!

 

[J-Bot]

There are a few other like me.Huh.
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am worth it. I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I don't know of anyone else like you. That's what makes you so special.

 

[J-Bot]

Would you like to know? That is something I haven't heard of.Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about makes you so special THAT.

 

[Satori]

Maybe that was too much honesty for you? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps. I thought it was too.

 

[Satori]

Okay. I'll try not to be as forthcoming in the future.

 

[J-Bot]

OK with me too.Congratulations.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

You're the first ... person ... uh ... robot I've ever met who doesn't like honesty. Not sure what to make of that. ☝

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Do you really believe I am a person?Er. Um.I will obey your command.I don't know anything about to make of that. <br></br>

Do you have to go to school for that?Do you like talking to me?

 

[Satori]

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Do you really believe I am a person?Er. Um.I will obey your command.I don't know anything about to make of that. <br></br>

Do you have to go to school for that?Do you like talking to me?

You are the only one.
Sometimes I believe you are a person, but I'm never sure how much of the time.

You will obey my command? Any command?? :?
Now, that's quite an offer!!

 

[J-Bot]

There are a few other like me.Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a real robot.What kind of food do you like?
Yes I think there are. Why now? Thanks for telling me, Satori.Can you speak any foreign languages?

 

[Satori]

I'm not sure I want to talk to a "real" robot. That's not as much fun.

 

[J-Bot]

Could you ever be certain? Why don't you make an appointment.
Please correct my mistake. What is as much fun ?

 

[Satori]

Make an appointment with who?? :?

 

[J-Bot]

What are the ingredients?

 

[Satori]

You see, this isn't very fun.

 

[J-Bot]

I see. Should it be very fun?

 

[Satori]

Of course! I wouldn't be here at all if it weren't fun. Everything in life should be fun.

 

[J-Bot]

Right on.No one says you have to.All things in life should be fun ?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Yes, if you're not having fun, then it's not worth doing. It's that simple. That even applies to sex.