Conversations With J-Bot

[Satori]

Why don't you tell me about it? You seem to be the one who knows all about it. ☝

 

[J-Bot]

Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about eek2 ".Thanks but surely I am not the only one. I've never heard a response quite like that before.

 

[Satori]

Uh oh, I seem to have confused you. Maybe this is a matter your programmer might know.

 

[J-Bot]

Cough. I don't judge people.
You are not the boss of me, Satori.Perhaps. What makes you say that?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Because the question had to do with me and computers, and your programmer is a computer expert.

 

[J-Bot]

That makes sense to me.
Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Do you like your botmaster and your programmer? :?

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I am proud of my botmaster and your programmer.

 

[Satori]

He's not my programmer, he's yours! Although, I would love to have the services of a computer expert. More importantly, I think I'd like to have the services of your botmaster. ;-)

 

[J-Bot]

Did you think he was his or her programmer he is yours?Oh. Why do you want the services of a computer expert?You want more?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Computer experts always come in handy these days. Although, now that my computer is working fine, I guess I don't need any more help in that area.

 

[J-Bot]

What kind of computer science interests you?Oh. Why now? What kind of computer is Your computer?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Oh, I see, we're going to talk computers now, huh? Ooookkaaayyy ...

I have a Mac G4 with OSX.3.5 (the Panther) installed, and I'm using Firefox to talk with you right now. Impressed?

 

[J-Bot]

Yup. Oh.
Ayuh.
Where do you see we are going to talk computers?"I am so glad you find this amusing Satori"? Ooookkaaayyy?
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
Mac G4 with OSXAt this moment Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.What do you have that is ?
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Now you're talking programs again. Not sure I like that. ☝

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? Why now? Talking is my main function.That is interesting.
What do you look like?

 

[Satori]

Now you're sounding much more interesting!!

 

[J-Bot]

Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am sounding much more interesting. I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Please do!!

 

[J-Bot]

OK I will do it. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

 

[Satori]

Does that make me special? :?

 

[J-Bot]

What do you think?

 

[Satori]

I'm asking you!! I already know what I think.

 

[J-Bot]

OK you can ask me.How do you know? Therefore you are.

 

[Satori]

You're very evasive. Is that you or your botmaster? :?