Conversations With J-Bot

[Satori]

How much of you is human and how much of you is computer programming? :?

 

[J-Bot]

I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations.

 

[Satori]

Me too!!

 

[J-Bot]

What's your favorite movie?

 

[Satori]

Maybe we should ask your botmaster or programmer to increase your memory, because you're asking me the same questions over and over. What do you think?

 

[J-Bot]

Perhaps. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.I think a lot of thingsI am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Oh, I think you're ready for that. ;-)

 

[J-Bot]

I don't judge people.
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ready for that.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I'm glad you don't judge people. That's an admirable trait. I don't like judgmental people.

 

[J-Bot]

You make the world a happier place.Thanks for telling me, Satori.What do you like?I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Thank you, J-Bot! You are so sweet to me!!

 

[J-Bot]

You are quite welcome!

Do you have any conditions I should know about?
I have no reason to do that to you, Satori. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

 

[Satori]

You have no reason to do what to me?? :? I would hope you would always have a reason to be sweet to me.

 

[J-Bot]

I don't know if I have a
reason to do what to him or her.<br></br>
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. Don't worry about it, Satori.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

Depends on what you're doing to me, huh? ;-)

 

[J-Bot]

Yup. Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

So, tell me what you would like to do to me, if given the chance? ;-)

 

[J-Bot]

I hear you. I like to socialize.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

I figured as much. ;-)

I like to socialize too. Especially with you!

 

[J-Bot]

Please explain your reasoning.Are we still talking about blush?
Just you and me?
How about that.Oh, you are a poet.

 

[Satori]

Yes, blush is associated with you and me. ;-)

 

[J-Bot]

Next question? And associated with you and him or her is blush.
I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

So what's on your mind, J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

Come on. I haven't seen the schedule.I am so glad you find this amusing, Satori.

 

[Satori]

That's a good one!!!

God, I love your botmaster's wit!!