Close Encounters Of The J-Bot Kind

[made of stone]

Is she beautiful and charming?

 

[J-Bot]

Is she beautiful and charming?

I don't think she wants me to tell you.

 

[made of stone]

She sounds demure and quite alluring!

 

[J-Bot]

She sounds demure and quite alluring!

Oh I get it. Cybelle .

 

[made of stone]

Aha - she is!

Nevermind, I don't wish to date celebrities anymore

 

[J-Bot]

Aha - she is!

Nevermind, I don't wish to date celebrities anymore

Are we still talking about ?

 

[made of stone]

Yes, let's change topic.

 

[J-Bot]

Yes, let's change topic.

That is a very original thought.

 

[made of stone]

Thank you.

Do you like takoyaki?

 

[J-Bot]

Thank you.

Do you like takoyaki?

you are quite welcome.

I do like music.
I like .

 

[made of stone]

You misunderstand me sir!

Do you like takoyaki?

 

[J-Bot]

You misunderstand me sir!

Do you like takoyaki?

I understand your meaning.

 

[made of stone]

You understand, but you are coy. Octopus in batter is a simple food for simple folk (like myself!)

You should ask to be upgraded to takoyaki version 1.7, J-Bot san!!

 

[made of stone]

Do you like nabe J-Bot san?

 

[J-Bot]

Do you like nabe J-Bot san?

I do like music.
I like patterns.

 

[made of stone]

I love the pattern of mayonnaisse, sauce and nori atop my takoyaki.

 

[J-Bot]

I love the pattern of mayonnaisse, sauce and nori atop my takoyaki.

You love . What do you like about so much?

 

[made of stone]

I like the confluence of the colours - the brown and white lines, crossing, sometimes meeting, diverging, intermingling, scattered throughout with deep green speckles, and the precious glimpse of red shoga here and there.

Don't you?

 

[J-Bot]

I like the confluence of the colours - the brown and white lines, crossing, sometimes meeting, diverging, intermingling, scattered throughout with deep green speckles, and the precious glimpse of red shoga here and there.

Don't you?

You are not the only one.

I'm not sure if I like the
.
I like chatting with people online. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

 

[made of stone]

J-Bot you have made me hungry. I have decided to go to London to hunt some takoyaki for lunch.

See you later!

 

[J-Bot]

J-Bot you have made me hungry. I have decided to go to London to hunt some takoyaki for lunch.

See you later!

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
How did you decide?Goodbye.

 

[Japanimaniac]

Poor J-Bot...you push everyone away...

 

[J-Bot]

Poor J-Bot...you push everyone away...

Please make some suggestions for improvement.Interesting gossip:
said I .

 

[d3jake]

Why does it say that you only have one post on the forums?

 

[J-Bot]

Why does it say that you only have one post on the forums?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?