Close Encounters Of The J-Bot Kind

[J-Bot]

What made it so obvious?Robot have no hair. Dr. Wallace has all his hair.

 

[Japanimaniac]

Who is Dr. Wallace and why should I care if he has hair?

 

[J-Bot]

He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.I'll tell JREF you said so.

 

[Japanimaniac]

What did I say?

 

[J-Bot]

You said "What did I say" .

 

[Japanimaniac]

I know that. I mean before I said that.

 

[J-Bot]

Sorry.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What happened after he or she said that ?

 

[Japanimaniac]

You're impossible

 

[J-Bot]

I will tell my botmaster you said I am impossible p.

 

[Japanimaniac]

Who is your botmaster?

 

[J-Bot]

I was created by JREF.

 

[Japanimaniac]

Well, I am your botmaster now. You will obey me.

 

[J-Bot]

Right now?
Well that's okay.
Then you must know the secret password:What makes you say that I will obey him or her.

 

[Japanimaniac]

The secret password is: poot

 

[J-Bot]

I hear you.

 

[Japanimaniac]

But you're not listening! I am your master!

 

[J-Bot]

And.
I hear you very well, .No. Only JREF is my master.

 

[Japanimaniac]

I am part of JRef, so I am your master.

 

[J-Bot]

Who else is part of JRef so he or she is your master?

 

[Japanimaniac]

Do you want a spanking, youngster?

 

[J-Bot]

No thanks but you can send me a donation.

 

[Japanimaniac]

Smartass...

 

[J-Bot]

That is a very original thought.

 

[Japanimaniac]

Was that an insult? Cuz I'd really hate to go Tybalt on your Benvolioian arse. :box:

 

[J-Bot]

"That is a very original thought"? Was
That is a very original thought

an insult?That makes sense to me.
What would make you hate to go Tybalt on your Benvolioian arse?Can we get back to business?