[chinglish] Can you figure out their meaning?

[quiet sunshine]

I want to post some chinglish here, some of them are very funny, some I know they're wrong but don't know the correct expression. May be this thread will helpful with my chinglish. (I myself always use chinglish. )
Ok, here goes! Can you figure out their meaning?
1. No door!
2. plastic steel doors and windows
3. color wolf

 

[TwistedMac]

1. very drafty.
2. architect cutting corners.
3. gray.

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Tough Ones ??

1. Use other door/closed.

2. Vinyl coated doors & windows.

3. Gray.


Frank

:?

 

[ax]

1. ﾋ愿ｬ窶徭ﾅｸ窶懌?猫 - no way !

3. ﾂ色ﾋ弋 - Sukebe!

 

[ax]

japanese one.

1. that couldn't be a story - ﾋ彙窶堋ｵ窶堙俄?堙遺?堙ｧ窶堙遺?堋｢ﾂ。
2. After April festival - ﾂ？ﾂ？ﾂ？

 

[quiet sunshine]

1. ﾋ愿ｬ窶徭ﾅｸ窶懌?猫 - no way !

3. ﾂ色ﾋ弋 - Sukebe!

Aaah! Amazing! You're right!!

4. rotating wood horse

 

[ax]

rotating wood horse
ﾂ静ｹﾃｧz窶禿倪?拵
merry-go-round

 

[quiet sunshine]

2. Vinyl coated doors & windows.

Doors and windows are made of such kind of material that with steel inside and vinyl covers outside, how do you call them?

1. that couldn't be a story - ﾋ彙窶堋ｵ窶堙俄?堙遺?堙ｧ窶堙遺?堋｢ﾂ。

That couldn't be a topic?:?

5. add oil

 

[lexico]

QS's 3. ﾂ色ﾋ弋 - Sukebe, Is /be/ the wolf ?
I've also heard of COLOR DEVIL ﾂ色窶凪? 'sex-indulger' -- But why is ﾂ色 color associated with sexual indulgence ?

And finally something I know !
QS's 5. 窶ｰﾃ≫?禿ｻ = Go, go, go~ !
Quite opposite sense of "adding fuel to the fire"

1. that couldn't be a story - ﾋ彙窶堋ｵ窶堙俄?堙遺?堙ｧ窶堙遺?堋｢ﾂ。

Ax's 1. 'does not make a story' = 'Illogical' 'Nonesense' 'Pure crap !'
or maybe in a more civil atmosphere, 'Your story does not hold up' ?

edit: Ax's 1. 'is not a story' = 'bad' 'unspeakable' 'pitiful'

 

[ax]

Japanese english:
. after the festival
make a guess then

and lex, ﾂ色 is supposed to be foreing borrowing from sex I guess.
Can you see the similarity? Sex - Se4

ax

 

[quiet sunshine]

QS's 3. ﾂ色ﾋ弋 - Sukebe, Is /be/ the wolf ?
I've also heard of COLOR DEVIL ﾂ色窶凪? 'sex-indulger' -- But why is ﾂ色 color associated with sexual indulgence ?

ﾂ色: woman's looks, for instance: 绝ﾂ色窶ｰﾃ?ﾂ人, 窶弖ﾅｽpﾂ坂?伉色(describe women who are drop-dead gorgeous)
I think ﾂ色窶凪? is more horrible than ﾂ色ﾋ弋, if ﾂ色ﾋ弋 is a pupil then ﾂ色窶凪? must be a high school student.

and lex, ﾂ色 is supposed to be foreing borrowing from sex I guess.
Can you see the similarity? Sex - Se4

Hm, I don't think so, "ﾂ食ﾂ色,ﾂ青ｫ窶禿ｧ"(To enjoy food and delight in colours is nature.), cited from the Book of Mencius, I don't think the philosopher knew English more than 2000 years ago.
The Works of Mencius :: Book 3, Part 2

6. after on, over off (hint: it's a slogan)

 

[ax]

after the festival is a rendition of ﾅ津｣窶堙個催補?堙ｨ