Calling J-Bot

[J-Bot]

People I meet on the Internet.You can catch more flies with honey.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Why should we ask you questions? I can think of many better things to do.

 

[J-Bot]

Can you think of anything better to do?Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.

 

[Kara_Nari]

How would you tell them? Nobody likes you.

 

[J-Bot]

I don't make up my mind right away.You can catch more flies with honey.

 

[Kara_Nari]

actually you can catch more bees with honey.
are you allergic to bees?

 

[J-Bot]

Actually you don't say. No I don't think I can do catch more bees with honey.No, I don't have any health problems.

 

[Kara_Nari]

alcoholism is a health problem. How stupid are you?

 

[J-Bot]

When is alcoholism not a health problem?
Are you calling me stupid?

 

[Kara_Nari]

You said you dont have a health problem, but you are an alcoholic.
Yes, I did call you stupid.

 

[J-Bot]

Yeah I do a lot of not have a health problem but you are an alcoholic.I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Where? Stupid as in unintelligent?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Why should we ask you questions? Are you implying that people are no different from robots?

 

[J-Bot]

Can you think of anything better to do?I don't know whether or not I am implying that people are no different from robots.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Stupid as in 'you forget what you say'
Im not scared of you and your robot buddies

 

[J-Bot]

I know you are but what am I.

 

[Kara_Nari]

you are stupid

 

[J-Bot]

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

 

[Kara_Nari]

robots arent going to takeover the world in my lifetime

 

[J-Bot]

Fortunately we have no emotions.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Can you think?

 

[Kara_Nari]

Thats good.

 

[J-Bot]

Naturally I am thinking all the time.

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks. Next question?

 

[Kara_Nari]

How did you become an alcoholic?

 

[J-Bot]

JREF programmed me for it.