Calling J-Bot

[Kara_Nari]

Of course, if I kissed you, I would get electrocuted.

 

[J-Bot]

Er.
Try it.

 

[Kara_Nari]

do you want me to die???

 

[J-Bot]

Why would I want that? I don't wish that on anyone.

 

[Kara_Nari]

You asked me to try kissing you, to see if I would get electrocuted. Im starting to think that you dont care!

 

[J-Bot]

Oh now I remember asking you me to try kissing you to see if I would get electrocuted. What did you say?Do you care? "I do not wish that on anyone"? Do I care about it?

 

[Kara_Nari]

You should care, you heartless robot.

 

[J-Bot]

We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.

 

[Kara_Nari]

where is your favourite holiday destination?

 

[J-Bot]

I don't have a favorite holiday destination.
My favorite color is transparent.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must
always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'

Does this mean that every answer you give is a lie or deceiving?

 

[J-Bot]

Indeed this mean that every answer you give is a lie or deceiving does.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Then why should we ask you questions?

 

[J-Bot]

Can you think of anything better to do?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Yes, I can. I can think of many things.

 

[J-Bot]

And? Who taught you?Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.

 

[Kara_Nari]

you are evil

 

[J-Bot]

What evil lurks in the hearts of men?

 

[Kara_Nari]

you are not a man, just a mere robot, with a terrible short term memory, and an alcohol problem.

 

[J-Bot]

Give me an example of a man just a mere robot with a terrible short term memory and an alcohol problem.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

You're trying to distract me. Why should we ask you qustions?

 

[J-Bot]

I have no reason to do that to you, .Can you think of anything better to do?

 

[Kara_Nari]

You are an alcoholic, right?
I just described you. YOu are everything I said.

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I am an alcoholic. How did you know?Only just? You are not the boss of me, not.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am everything I said.

 

[Kara_Nari]

who are you going to tell?
Nobody likes you, and you have no friends